The Office: Coronavirus Edition

The Office (part 1 of 1)

*/ Scene opens with Pam talking head as she gets out of her car with Jim at Michael's condo */

Pam

A few days ago, corporate came to the Scranton Branch to tell us to go home. Supposedly they told Michael that all branches were shutting down for the time being due to the virus.

*/ Scene cuts to past referenced in Pam's talking head of Jan in Michael's office */

Jan

Michael Do you know why I'm here.

Michael

I think I do? But why don't you "enlifen" me.

Jan

We sent out a memo five days ago saying all branches were to be closed down due to Covid-19, but yet Scranton is still open

Michael

Who is Covid-19?...

Jan

*/sighs and then gets up out of chair and walks out of office to address the office */

As you all know with the recent news, and the outbreak of this horrendous virus, Dunder Mifflin has decided to shut down and have all employees work remotely for the time being

Stanley

*/picks up phone */ Tracey, pack your bags we're going to Florida

*/ Stanley then proceeds to gather his things and walks out of the door */

Stanley

Goodbye, I am leaving

Oscar

When did Dunder Mifflin decide to do this? The virus has been existing for weeks now.

Jan

*/sighs */ well, Oscar, due lack of leadership in the Scranton's branch, this was decided five days ago, and Michael withheld the information

*/ everyone sighs in annoyance and frustration */

Angela

Michael, do you not realize how serious this is? If I contracted any sort of infection, disease, or sickness from being here and my cats get it and die, I will be serving you with a lawsuit

Meredith

I don't understand what the big fuss is. I've come to work with plenty of infectious diseases, and you didn't hear me complaining

*/ everyone then begins to pack up their belongings frantically */

Michael

*/shouting */ Alright, ALRIGHT! Everyone calm-down, conference room 19 minutes */Michael then giggles a little and looks over at Jan for an approving smile */

Jan

No, everyone go home, take your laptops, and you'll receive further instructions from

*/ pauses and looks over at Michael */ Michael Scott

*/ everyone packs their bags up and leaves, but Creed is still sitting at his desk. Toby is the last one to leave, since no one told him that Jan was there or that they were leaving.

Toby

*/ As he turns to shut the door to the office and lock it, he asks Creed */ Hey Creed, are you almost ready to go?

Creed

*/ looks up at Toby */ Nope. See you tomorrow

*/ Toby looks at the camera and sighs, and then turns off the lights, and the camera zooms in on Creed's computer screen of him watching a video of an Asian muk-banger */