Some Original Shit

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A/N: So ima make some shitty original incorrect quotes that you can use if you want for other fandoms, like idec.
Patton: Logan? Logan? Logan? Logan?
Logan: What, Patton?
Patton: Logie? Lo? Logan? Logan? Lo?
Logan: I said what, Pat!
Patton: Logan? Lo? Logan? Logan? Logie? Logan?
Logan: WHAT IS IT PATTONCAKE!?
Patton: *gasp* I just wanted you to use the nickname and you DID! *squeal*
Roman: What did you say...?
Logan: SH-

Roman: Virge, you are my dream.
Virgil: Oh my god. Roman, really!
Roman: I just wanted to-
Virgil: Tangled? That's the best you could do?
Roman:...
Virgil: Your love is an open door. It's a far better movie. *claps in his face* You really need to try. *clucks tongue as he exits*
Roman:... what just happened?

Logan: I think the logical solution would be to sleep more, but-
Remus: Did someone say BUTT!?
Virgil: aaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAHHHHHH! *pounces on Remus*
Roman: Should I be jealous?

Patton: Logan?
Logan: Yes?
Patton: I love you.
Logan: *blushing* Your existence is quite inconsequential as well, Patton. Though you do, at times, bother me, it doesn't happen often.
Patton: It's almost like the amount of times I bother you are-
Logan: Don't you dare.
Patton:- infinitesimal.
Logan: I hate you.
Patton: I thought you loved me!
Logan: I didn't say that...

Deceit: Is that Logan I see? Everyone's favorite side? And Patton? The world's funniest man? And Roman? The manliest prince?
Logan: Wha-?
Patton: I-
Roman: What is he doing here? Did he just say I'm not MANLY!?
Deceit: Oh, and VIRGIL, the least favorite side who isn't half of my OTP which isn't Prinxiety and- oh shit.
Virgil:... what?
Remus: He wants you and my brother to fuck!
Everyone else: AHHHHHHHHH!

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