Chapter 3: HOW RAZZLE, DAZZLE AND FATNUGGETS SEE THINGS

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by SPARk235

by SPARk235

DAZZLE'S POV:
Ah, yes. A typical day getting typical belly rubs from typical Charlie. Whats that? I don't understand you, woman. Get that big red dude to translate or somethin. Excuse me? You're just going to get up in the middle of Belly Rub Time? IS THERE A REASON FOR THIS ASSHOLERY? Oh, you're back. Took ya long enough. Yes, more belly rubs. Wait, these aren't belly rubs. HEY! EXCUSE ME? I'M RIGHT HERE, Y'KNOW! BLONDY ROYAL WOMAN- Oh great. You're just leaving me with that FAT SPOILED PIG. And my snooty s i s t e r . Oh, yes. Hello spider thing. Hello. No, do not feed the pig- HEY. HEY, THAT PIG DOSEN'T NEED ANYMORE JUNK. Yeah, I'm headbutting you! YOU WANNA FIGHT BRO!? ONE VS ONE C'MON! RIGHT HERE! Yeah, thats right. WALK AWAY, YOU FILTHY C O W A R D !

RAZZLE'S POV:

Sitting here is very calming. Yes, big red deer sir, please pet me. Oh, my oh my! You know sure how to pet someone who needs the pets! OHHH YES! MORE- Oh, you're leaving. *gasp* CHARLIE! I mean, Ah, yes. Princes Charlotte. Welcome back. Whats that? I'm sorry, I do not understand what your saying. Excuse me? You just babble and then leave the room after licking big red deer sir's mouth? Very rude of you, if I must say. Hello, Drunken Cat. Ah, interesting. I don't speak cat, but I am pretty sure you just said "The fuck you lookin' at?" Ah, now you are leaving again. Well, I am going to leave this room and find my Imbecile Brother. He's probably raiding the snack room again. Ah, what a pity. Overweight little freak. Oh, hello, tall spider who wears very revealing clothing and feeds the pig known as Fat Nuggets. No I'm not Dazzle. I am Razzle. Why can't you tell the difference? I am polite and interesting. Unlike Dazzle, who simply talks about food and having his stomach rubbed. What, no. I don't want those weird rub things, stop it you! I will bite you- Ah, you've stopped.

FAT NUGGETS' POV:

Oh, hiya Tall Spider Bro! Whats that? Oh, I know this! Wait.. am I a good boy..? Hahaha, I was right! I'm the good boy! Oh boy, more food! Do you have more? What? We're going back to workplace? I don't like it there, the big blue one hurts you! Val hurts you! No, Angel! I refuse to go to workplace with you! What? nO! NOT THE CARRIER! TALL SPIDER GUY, NOOOO! DAZZLE, HELP ME! OHHH, I HATE YOU DUMB GOATS! Darn it, it smells like fish and some other weird salty smell in here. No, not the limo.. ANYTHING but the limo. Oh boy, the big blue guy! Hi Val! Oh, you're very...strange today. Oh nevermind. You're doing your usual weird stuff.... Wait. I'm a pig, and I don't like being touched down there.. I don't think Angel does, either. VAL, PLEASE STOP! YOUR HURTING ANGEL'S FEELINGS! I THINK YOUR ACTUALLY HURTING HIM OUTSIDR AND INSIDE! Oh, yay. We're here... at least I won't have to break my throat screaming at the top of my lungs in pig again. Wait, what? I don't speak big blue guy, but did Val just say he was gonna do somethin to Angel? It didn't sound nice.. Angel only uses that f word when he stubs his toe or something.. Oh- Oh my- I- I'll just watch from inside, thank you. No, thank you. I don't like that noise and the screaming. Please, stop...

Hey, Spark here. Hi, I made a new chapter because I really enjoy making these and apparently y'alls like when I make these soo... I'm gonna try to make more chapters more often!