Shrek x toothpaste

Perfect couple

Shrek was in binki bottom!!
He had to find his one true love so Shrek know what to do.
Shrek screamed he screamed so loud everyone's eyes bleeedddd.
But then he heard a toot back. The toothpaste was scesraming back to him.
He followed the toots and squirts of toothpaste sound!! Until he found his beautiful toothpaste!! It was right in front of a pineapple house. He had found the toothpaste.
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Shrek and tooottthapse spring all the times together they ate sushi they ate orphans.
They run in the sunset. They took sexy baths. And they make out.
I won't get into what they did in t bedroom that's their business!!!!!!!
They were the perfect couples!!
And this looked like perfect ending.
But this story is not ogre yet!!!