ᴠᴍɪɴᴋᴏᴏᴋ ᴏɴᴇsʜᴏᴛs (completed)

b o y f r i e n d s

• fonts like this = jimin's thoughts 💭

"you fucking loser , no one wants to be your boyfriend ! " alina dunked the carton of milk on jimin's head before walking away. jimin was used to it , she had been bothering him everyday since he first stepped into the school , claiming that no one wanted to be his boyfriend since he was gay and a 'fAggOt' <a/n : nO , that's fake news>

little did alina know , jimin actually was dating the two most popular boys at school — taehyung and jungkook.

little side note :
jungkook and taehyung confessed to jimin about a month ago and told him to choose , but since our gay son couldn't decide he told them he wanted to date both of them. tae was a little skeptical about having a poly relationship but when jimin started pouting and looked like he was about to cry , he gave in. taehyung and jungkook wanted to announce their relationship the very next day after the confession but jimin refused. "why baby?" "i don't want others to know about us dating , they might not like it and judge both of you for being gay , i don't want others to make fun of both of y'all just because you are in a relationship with me...." taehyung and jungkook told jimin they didn't mind , but jimin still refused and tae and kook respected his decision.

present :
jungkook was practically about to pounce on alina after hearing about her bullying his precious baby while taehyung had to calm him down before he murdered someone at school. "how dare she! that s*** actually dared to hurt my precious baby!" jungkook growled lowly under his breath. taehyung just sighed before patting his back. "calm down , your dad's the principal , you can just ask him to give alina a warning letter or suspend her for some shitty reason that you can come up with." jungkook's face practically lit up , "tae tae ! your the smartest ! i love you soooo much!" jungkook pecked taehyung's cheek before dashing off to his father's office , leaving behind a red taehyung covering his face.

~time skip to after jungkook complained and mr jeon giving alina a suspension letter~ 

"park jimin!" alina screamed through the hallway. jimin was confused to what he had done once again. OH LORD WHAT DID I DO IN MY PREVIOUS LIFE TO DESERVE THIS. jimin groaned loudly before looking a alina with a blank face "what?" "i cant believe you! you seduced the principal to give me a suspension just because i accidentally spilled milk on you! you're such a wh***!" jimin's eyeballs went large , like lArge. "no..? what the fuck? i did not seduce the principal , for your information." jimin retorted back. he could be a bitch if he wanted to and alina pulled the last straw. "stop lying! i'm telling jungkook senpai!"

*slap* <jimin slapped alina if you are confused>

the sound echoed through the hallway. "well , excuse you , firstly , don't call jungkook senpai when you're fucking older than him by one year , you old hag. secondly , i'm sorry that someone tried to suspend you , i mean like , that should have happened long ago. thirdly , even if you're jealous because you're flat and i am thicker than you even though i'm a boy , don't go around saying that i seduced a old man." jimin hissed through his teeth , lacing each and every word with venom. alina cupped her face dramatically while lifting her hand up , about to slap jimin.

*slap* <cuz i know that the dialogue afterwards doesn't link up , this is when alina slapped jimin>

"HOW DARE YOU SLAP MY PRETTY FACE! I SPEND LONG HOURS DOUNG MY SKINCARE ROUTINE! YOU LITTLE BRAT!" alina screeched. [ bet the windows shattered ] jimin could see another slap coming his way , he harshly flinched , embracing for another hit. only met with a warm hand holding his cheek. "baby , are you alright?" taehyung asked softly. jimin just hugged taehyung tightly , snuggling into his chest. "jungkook senpai! let go! you're hurting me!" "and you hurt our boyfriend" gasp and whispers could be heard from every corner. "what...?" alina whispered. "yes , ours miss alina" taehyung growled. "jimin is mine and jungkook's property , you are not to lay a hand on him , in fact , since everyone is here , park jimin is dating jungkook and I , kim taehyung , if we see anyone laying a hand on him , jungkook will do anything to expel you." taehyung seethed through his teeth. (?)

"EW. YOU TWO ARE GAY? GROSS!" alina once again , screeched. [ rip glass windows 😔✊🏻 ]

footsteps were heard.

mr jeon walked up to alina , "miss alina <surname> , no one calls my son names. i'm calling your parents and expelling you. if anyone is to bully my son or his friends , expect this to happen to you." mr jeon glared at everyone before smiling warmly at jungkook and taehyung — who was carrying jimin bridal style while jimin shyly his his face in taehyung's neck. { we love a biased dad , don't we ? }

conclusion :

alina got expelled for harassing jimin < mr jeon added some side stories that never happened cuz hEh >

nobody dared to bully jimin. not like they bullied him before , it was always alina.

jimin actually was well loved by many , they were just scared that alina would hurt them.

the school accepted their relationship. <not like kook and tae cared> jungkook and taehyung would publicly shower jimin with love everywhere he went. jimin didn't mind anymore.

jimin , taehyung and jungkook lived happily ever after.

-i'm bad at endings sorry-

THATS ALL , I MANAGED TO WRITE THIS IN 1 HOUR :) IM PROUD OF MYSELF 🤩

❗️notice : for those whose name is alina , i don't mean to make fun of you , it's just a random name i got from a name generator❗️

• this story was inspired by a haikyuu oikawa x iwaizumi x kageyama fanfic. ( i swear that ship doesn't get enough love ) i saved the story in my reading list so if you want you can check it out :) it's really good ( me shamelessly promoting stories ) •

i hope you enjoyed reading this! stay safe! i purple you 💜

- author ding 🌝