My Book Of Pain And Misery

things I thought when I was little

I had thought that Europe was a place in Egypt......

Feel free to slap me in the comments.
(My friend slapped me when I told her that xD)

When I was moving to South Brunswick, I thought I was moving to SOUTH AMERICA.

My mom told me this. If you whistle your hair will fall off.

(She just told me that cause I kept whistling and it bothered her)

Another one my mom told me,

If you eat more, the less hair you will grow on your legs and arms.

(I didn't eat much, and I still don't)

Yea, I will add on more when I remember too.