volleyball bitches 👅
11:34
kuroo: hey hoes
hinata: HELLO!!!
kuroo: heya shrimpy
bokuto: illegitimate crow son!!!
hinata: illegitimate owl dad!!!!!
kuroo: if bokuto's the dad then i'm leaving this marriage cus im not a mom lmao
bokuto: KURBROOOO NOOOOOOOO
kuroo: sorry not sorry 😗✌️
suga: you take my son i take your soul got it bed head and owl bitch
bokuto: i've never been more scared
kuroo: kenma i need saving
suga: i apologize.
kenma: no.
kuroo: i'm on my roof kenma look at me 😎
kenma: no
hinata: hi kenma!
kenma: hi shoyo
kageyama: poor kuroo lmao
kuroo: wanna go
kageyama: i'm eating soba so not rn
kageyama: but when i'm done i'll come to tokyo and we can settle it then how bout that
kuroo: mf you think i was serious-
kageyama: you weren't-
kuroo: wait you really were ready to fight a third year but eating soba at midnight is more important-
kageyama; yeah-
akaashi: kenma are you alive
kenma: physically? yes. mentally? i've been dead since i was like five lmao.
kenma: my legacy will be my animal crossing village
hinata: i cry
kageyama: haha dumbass
hinata: bet
kageyama: ... why tho 👀
hinata: ah there it is. kenma gave up on life and i'm sadddddd
terushima: H E Y B I T C H E S
hinata: o h n o
terushima: ohihoho shorty number ten isn't it
hinata: yEs?
terushima: hmmmm
terushima: you're safe for now
kageyama: lay a finger on him ill physically hurt you lmao
terushima: hmmmm
terushima: i don't particularly think so but i'll lay off him for now
hinata: i do be kinda depressed doe
suga: why son?
hinata: IM SO LONELYYYYYY
yamaguchi: I MISS EVERYONEEEEE
hinata: I WANT HUMAN CONTACTTTT
hinata: I HAVENT SEEN KAGEYAMA IN OVER A MONTHHHHH WAAAAAAH
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