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PLEASE READ BEFORE THE CHAPTER VVVV

due to unfortunate circumstances, i am not dead. what's up fuckers. anyway we're only like 220 reads away from 1k which is fucking wild lmao. to think i went from not swearing in this book to starting the chapter with "unfortunately i'm not dead, so what the fuck is up kyle?" like damn we grow so much. anyway, i just wanted to say thanks for the reads. also some friends are gonna start helping me write this because i have no fucking idea where this is going. most of this was written by my lovely friend who doesn't want her name or @ to be revealed. anyway have fun reading this lmao




volleyball bitches 👅 

2:14 am




kuroo: tell em kemna

kenma: i have a sexrt lmap

hinata: i- o_O

kuroo: listne up shrumpy he had a secrwt

kenma: my hair ismt akl long lololplok

hinata: wHaT?!

kenma: olny th tip layres ate long thr rest id shVed 

suga: are you guys ok?

yaku: fucking fuck. kenma and kuroo decided to see each other for some god awful reason and "sOmEhOw" kuroo got ahold of wine. he gave some to kenma and now they're fucking drunk

suga: oh my. uh, you guys... not my team not my problem ✌️

yaku: asshole! you're leaving me with them?!

suga: yOuRe lEaViNg mE wItH tHeM ITS YOUR FUCKING TEAM IM DONE MY MORONS ARE HARD TO HANDEL AS IT IS!!!

yaku: omg literally rude i am stressed and i need help with these idiots do i look like i have the patience for them

suga: jfc

suga: i don't mean to be rude or anything, but i also have my own problems. i love my team and all of you guys a lot, but dealing with you guys and being your fucking third parent is really stressful. since i can't see everyone every day, not even my own team, i'm worried that people are going to get hurt or something will go wrong. please yaku, take care of kenma and kuroo.

suga: i apologize if i'm worrying anyone or making someone feel bad, that isn't my intention. i think that i'm going to take some "me time" because the entire two months i had to spend focusing on myself and taking care of myself i spent worrying about other people. sorry if i leave anyone on read, don't open messages or have late responses. good luck to the other team parents. uh.. i'm out, i guess.

hinata: suga :(

daichi: hinata, it's fine. to anyone else reading this, it's fine. yaku, or anyone who can, please make sure kenma and kuroo are ok. i suggest you all go to sleep. i'll try to talk to suga.

hinata: okkk can you tell us what he says tho :o

daichi: if he's ok with it. get some rest hinata, it's 2 in the morning 

hinata: bye daichiiii


[private messages]


daichi: you ok?

suga: hhhhh yeah.

daichi: this is stressful for everyone, ok? nobody will be mad that you're taking time for yourself

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