Elizabeth: Hey Chris who do you think is cute
Chris: uh Parker (I came up with a random name for the tattletail protagonist)
Parker: Chris you know I'm here right
Chris: fuck
William: CHRIS AFTON STOP SWEARING YOU ARE 10
Elizabeth: hell
William: I hate this family
Parker: love you Chris
Chris: no homo right-?
Parker: Nope
Elizabeth: AHHHHHH YES
