━━𝐒𝐄𝐗 & 𝐂𝐈𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐒 [𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐍 𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐄]

𝘎𝘙𝘖𝘜𝘗𝘊𝘏𝘈𝘛

Goldilocks and her 2 bitches

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Goldilocks
you really had to do me dirty
like that

Bitch#2
Dunno what ur talking about little Lee

Goldilocks
Huh okay..
Do I need to refresh your memory

Bitch#1
Damn who pissed in your porridge

Goldilocks
Joe >:(

Bitch#1
Really made you wake up on the
wrong side of the bed

Goldilocks
Your puns aren't funny

Bitch#2
Can guarantee she's laughing
at her phone right now
And besides it's not the side of the bed
she woke up on.. it's who she was next to.

Goldilocks
Joe no >:(

Bitch#1
I would activate big brother mode
but I'm too busy bearing around

Goldilocks
Jack stfu 
I'm trying to be angry  >>:(

Bitch#1
Well you'd be doing a great job
if you were actually angry in the
first place

Bitch#2
lol

Goldilocks
My brother has betrayed me
ur supposed to be on my side :'p

Bitch#2
You've lost
face it

Goldilocks
I came here for support
but bouta leave needing more then
before :')

Bitch#1
Your overly dramatic

Goldilocks
Learnt from the best

Bitch#1
Why thank you little sis
Brings a tear to my eye :')

Goldilocks
Twas gonna say dad but sure

Bitch#1
hURt
now I'm the one feeling betrayed :'(

Goldilocks
YouR oVeRly DraMatIc

Bitch#2
Not to interrupt this sibling quarrel
but why did you call upon your bitches

Goldilocks
Bcus Mr Joe Cole you brought a demon
upon the heavens of Brummie assholes

Bitch#2
Whoopsies my bad
didn't realise you were exactly a
saint yourself

Goldilocks
I mean true that..
Takes two to tango but sTilL

Bitch#2
Well better get  your dancing  shoes
on little Lee because your going to
be doing it for an audience this time

Bitch#1
Welp that's my cue to leave

Goldilocks
No brother don't leave me

Bitch#1
May I remind you that I am
sitting right next to you

Goldilocks
No you may not
Ow
He flicked me :(

Bitch#2
Hate to tell you this lee but
whatever happened between you
and my brother better get sorted
Otherwise filmings going to be very awkward
for both you two and everyone else on set

Goldilocks
I know your right
but I'm stubborn and won't admit
you are

Bitch#2
You just-
Nevermind

Goldilocks
Shush now, close your eyes
and forget this convo ever happened
atta boy

Bitch#2
Your a strange person Billie

Goldilocks
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) thank you

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AN
ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ
that's it
Just a bear
Also rlly needed to update

𝐬𝐞𝐱 & 𝐜𝐢𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐬