Billie: Hey Laur
Lauryn: I've been summoned
Lauryn: DO YOU WANT TO SEE A PICTURE OF MY CAT??
Lauryn: TOO LATE
Lauryn:
Lauryn: He just turned 1 his name is PepperLauryn: He's really sweet and likes to sleep on my chest and purr but he doesn't realize he's suffocating me bc he's a chonker but I love him anyways
Billie: He's adorable wth 😍 I have a dog also named pepper but she's older
Billie:
Lauryn: PUPPY!!!!!!!Billie: She is a grown ass woman dog wym
Lauryn: PUPPY!!! Tell her I said hi and give her a pat from me
Billie: aight
Billie: She growled at me
Lauryn: awwww sassy puppy🥺
Billie: Tell your Pepper I said i'm stealing him
Lauryn: NOOOOOOOOO
Lauryn: BILLIE NOOOOOOOOOO PLS HES THE LOVE OF MY LIFE
Billie: imagine
Lauryn: AND HE LOVES ME SM PLS
Lauryn: He's sometimes bad and likes to tear up the toilet paper and knock things off counters and wakes me up at 5 am to eat and sometimes runs out the house and makes me cry because he's an indoor cat and has never been outside but besides the point he's my baby
Billie: the fuck
A/N: Pepper is my cat. He is extra beautiful and lovable but he is bad ngl. Enjoy him 💕
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