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Laur: I want this quarantine to be over I'm simply sick of it !!!

Bil: I feel u on that one

Laur: I miss school sm. It's cancelled for the rest of the year but I miss my art teacher 😢

Bil: I miss leaving the house without fear

Laur: and i'm obsessed with boomer memes rn

Laur:

Bil: I could throw up

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Bil: I could throw up

Laur: I have a question tho but it might be dumb

Laur: what will you do when it ends? I'm doing an escape room with my sisters bc i've never done it before

Laur: also they are my only friends

Laur: although cam disagrees and says we aren't friends we were just forced to be born together . All the love😌❤️

Laur: I don't understand anyone who wouldn't want me as a friend anyways. I'm princess

Bil: aw a princess ☺️ she's joking also I'll have to continue with prep, and promotion for the tour. Also yeaaaars of practice I'll be busy with that for a while if the virus acts right

Laur: the 3 P's......

Bil: ur stupid

Laur: yea yea i've been told worse. Marilyn calls me ugly all the time. Ugly! We look exactly the same!

Bil: yes but you have that little mole on your hairline. Neither of your sisters don't have that

Bil: while we on the subject, when can I meet your sisters? If Marilyn loves the office as much as you say I have no choice but to wife her up

Laur: soon? They knew from the start I was on my phone more, cause again, no friends and it's not like ur a gov spy i hope

Laur: but Camryn worships you and is always a second away from factory resetting her phone when she hears your voice so u got ur work cut out for you

Bil: it will be funnyyyy lmfao what's her instagram

Laur: @Camsel.in.distress

Bil: wow

Laur: I told you she's edgy

Incoming face time from Bil

I quickly picked up not even caring this time about how I looked "whaaaaaat?" I groaned dramatically only showing half my face, but her, of course, looking simple but flawless. "Im on netflix." I was slightly annoyed, but with Billie, I could not stay mad. "I'm gonna follow her. Is she active?" Billie asked with a childish giggle. My grumpiness immediately flew away at the sound. Her smile is addictive, what can I say? "All the time. I wish you see her stories addressing her 53 followers. Now that's comedy." I seen Billie's face went away and she was back again to giggling. "Her first post is me in 2018. I looked good as hell here Im not gonna lie." I gasped slightly. "quit stalking her there's embarrassing pictures of me." I groaned remembering the kid picture of me crying with spaghetti stain sauce on my face. It was her favorite picture and never fails to bully me with it.

"Lame. But I just followed her." My eyes widened. "You followed her before you followed me!" I whined. "Crybaby. What's your username?" I gave her my username and not a minute later, followed me as well.

she automatically started liking a bunch of my selfies. "Billie stop my notifications!" I whined again but I honestly loved the attention. "You look cute as hell girl, damn." I blushed slightly hiding my face behind my hands but I knew she couldn't see me. "Wow my f-" I got cut off by an ear piercing scream. I already knew who it belonged to.

"GUYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYSSS BILLIE EILISH FOLLOWED ME ON INSTAGRAM!!!" I heard Cam's footsteps run around our little house before barging into my room making me scream slightly. I made sure my volume was down so Billie, who was already yelling, couldn't get her attention. "Really?" I asked my surprise probably sounding horribly fake. "YES!!!! You would think it would be my fan account BUT NO SHE FOLLOWED MY MAIN! and- OH MY FUCKING GOD SHE JUST LIKED MY PICTURE!!" The girl in front of me started squealing like an idiot while crying. "She has a fan account?" Billie asked but this time Camryn heard it. "Oh shit I'm sorry Laursie, are you on the phone?" Camryn asked wiping her eyes. I held my phone and shook it for emphasis to confirm I was on the phone. Suddenly Cam took it from my hands. "Wait Cam stop!" I reached out for my phone. "BILLIE EILISH FOLLOWED ME! okay that's all. Here's your phone." She yelled to Billie then handed my phone back not knowing it was her all along. "I'm going to post this on my story, holy shit." She left my room leaving me speechless. "Wow. She's something. Not the worst i've seen but shit." I laughed along with her seeing her face pop back up on the camera. I could've sworn a split second I saw her bite her lip but I don't know for sure. Oh boy





These shits will be short bc it's a texting book. Lots of chapters to come tho! Stay tuned. Stay hydrated. Stay chaotic and sexy

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