We Have A Newbie

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Me: Everyone, meet Lewis Haines!

Lewis: Hey!

xjarutox: Hey, Lewis! I'm Jaru!

stormbro: I'm Cal!

JoeyJackswood: I'm Joe!

Into-The-Echo: I'm Theo!

ilovemybooks2000: I'm Vicky!

Kayriss7: I'm Kay!

countrystronggirl: I'm Dayla!

PrincessNichole77714: I'm Nichole!

Janet: I'm Janet!

Ryan: I'm Ryan!

Armando: I'm Armando!

Charlie: I'm Charlie!

Tina: I'm Tina.

Jack: I'm Jack!

Lewis: Nice to meet you all! I'm from Vermont!

Tina: Cool, what part of Vermont?

Lewis: Bennington! I'm a Vermont native! Born and raised!

Charlie: When is your birthday?

Lewis: May 21st, 1987!

Kayriss7: Wow, coming up!!! Will's birthday is this month, too!

Me: Yup, the 31st!

Ryan: Don't forget me! Mine is on the 13th!

Kayriss7: Of course, Ryan! *chuckles*

Jack: When is my birthday?

Tina: You seriously don't know your own birthday?

Jack: I forgot, actually.

Charlie: Isn't your birthday in July, boy?

Jack: Yeah, it's July!

Ryan: Lewis, Jack here isn't that bright! He's missing some brain cells, obviously!

Lewis: I can see that.

Jack: What year was I born?

Kayriss7: Dude, are you serious? You don't remember your birthyear?

Jack: No!

Me: You were born in 2004, Jack!

Jack: I was?

Me: *facepalm*

Jack: Yes, I was born in 2004! Just like Kay!

Kayriss7: I wasn't born in 2004! Ya see, Lewis? Jack is so dumb! He can't even remember what state he was from!

Jack: Was I from Michigan?

Charlie: You're from Arkansas, boy!

Jack: Got it!

Kayriss7: Imbecile!



This story was written on Friday, May 1st, 2020.

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