Monday, 15 April 2019 — 9:02am
Harry:
I have a plan.
Ron:
Does it involves a prank?
Harry:
Yes.
Ron:
And professor Snape?
Harry:
... Maybe.
Ron:
I'm in.
Harry:
Come at classroom 7, I'm preparing the shampoo.
Ron:
The shampoo?
Harry:
A really pink shampoo.
Ron:
Oh dear this is going to be great.
*
Twitter:
10:03am, @harryplupin: I'VE MESSED UP.
@ronweasley: @harryplupin OH MY GOD I JUST SAW
@ronweasley: @harryplupin: WE ARE SO DEAD
@harryplupin: @ronweasley CALM DOWN HE DOESN'T IT WAS US
@siriuslupin: @harryplupin What happened?
@harryplupin: @siriuslupin NOTHING. EVERYTHING'S OKAY.
@siriuslupin: @harryplupin Funnily enough, my husband (aka your professor) just sent me a message.
@harryplupin: @siriuslupin I SWEAR IT WASN'T FOR HIM
*
Harry:
I love you.
Remus:
I love you too, but we'll talk about it after class. In my office at 6pm.
Harry:
Alright.
*
Twitter:
01:17pm, @harryplupin: Can someone tell Hermione that not everyone loves to study or I might push her out of the Astromy's tower?
@hermionegranger: @harryplupin You didn't even study for one second!
@harryplupin: @hermionegranger I have other thing on my mind
@hermionegranger: @harryplupin Like what? Dean Thomas's ass?
@harryplupin: @hermionegranger I LOOKED ONLY ONCE AND HE GOT A NICE ASS
@deanthomas: @harryplupin Thanks mate, your ass is great too.
@harryplupin: @deanthomas Thank you!
*
Dad (s)
Are you dating Dean Thomas?
Harry:
No?
Dad (s):
Would you tell me if you were?
Harry:
If it's important for you, yes I guess.
Dad (s):
You are too young to date someone anyway, sweetheart.
Harry:
Weren't you 15 when you started dating Remus?
Dad (s):
Irrelevant.
Harry:
lmao sure
Harry:
You know I love you, right?
Dad (s):
Of course I know darling, I love you too. Is everything alright?
*
Harry:
I've messed up badly.
Draco:
What's going on?
Harry:
Remember when you told me to prank my professor?
Draco:
That's the opposite of what I said.
Harry:
Whatever.
Draco:
So?
Harry:
I wanted to prank him with a bucket filled with pink shampoo that I put above his classroom's door.
Harry:
But the professor who opened the door was not the good one.
Draco:
And? It's okay, what are they going to do?
Harry:
The professor is also my guardian.
Harry:
The one who just adopted me.
Harry:
And he said we were going to talk at 6 in his office.
Harry:
I'm stupid but I know what it means.
Draco:
He's just going to talk to you about it. There's nothing to worry about.
Harry:
What if he doesn't want to be my guardian anymore?
Draco:
He isn't going to abandon you because of a prank. He adopted you because he loves you, Harry.
Harry:
How can you be so sure?
Draco:
Because you have anxiety and probably abandonment issues.
Harry:
Thank you, doctor.
Draco:
I'm not saying it in a bad way, I understand. Send him a message and you'll see.
Harry:
My other guardian knows what happened, but he acted as if it was nothing.
Draco:
Because it's nothing?
Harry:
What if I had to go back at my aunt's?
Draco:
You won't go back there.
Harry:
Of course. She said she didn't want to see my face anymore.
Draco:
She's a bitch.
Harry:
Yeah
Draco:
Send a message to your guardian. I was right last time, wasn't I?
Harry:
I guess, yeah?
Draco:
Go on.
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Teen FictionFollow the life of Harry James Potter-Lupin after getting adopted by his teacher and his husband. (my take on the wrong number au)
