Doom Eternal

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by XImmortal_StevenX

by XImmortal_StevenX

Requested by vergil222 , CJT0696 and Halseboys

Me:Alright. A LOT of people have been talking about Doom Eternal. While I have not yet played it myself, I have seen clips of it and it looks pretty good. The reviews have been a mixed bag from what I've seen, though...

Onyx:It's Doom. One of the most controversial games ever. And besides: Who really gives a fuck about what IGN's woke asses have to say?

Me:True. Especially when you consider that they think Captain Marvel was actually a good movie...yeah. Fuck IGN. They are woke as fuck...

Steven:Looks like a cool game.

Me:Didn't think this would be your type of game, Steven. You know with the Demons, killing and stuff like that.

Steven:I learned that those games are good stress relievers. Example: Since I can't use an RPG to blow Kevin to smithereens, then I play a game where I can just do it to a jerk who's just as bad as he is.

*We all look at Steven. Me and Amethyst snicker*

Amethyst:*sniffs* I'm so proud.

Pearl:You are a horrible influence, Amethyst...

Garnet:Let's just start the review.

*We all check it out*

Steven:Well, I think the graphics are great. But that's a given. The gameplay and story look great. I don't see what would make anyone not like it.

Me:Eh. I really don't listen to IGN or Game Informer's BS reviews anymore.

Amethyst;I kinda prefer the first Doom from 2016.

Me:So do a lot of other people. And from what I've seen, I can get why people prefer the 2016 one over this one. THAT I actually played and it is, to quote Jules from WhatCulture.com: "Pretty Stellar".

Connie:I think both of them are too violent and bloody. No wonder it's so controversial....

*Knock Knock*

Connie:I'll get it.

*Connie opens door....*

*POW!*

*And is knocked out cold by Doomguy*

Me:Thank you, Doomguy. Let's move onto the next review!