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by Moonaline

by Moonaline

[Hera and Kanan going to the local market to shop.]

Kanan: *goes to different stalls to buy*

Hera: *stays at the speeder and waits for Kanan*

Random woman: *waits for husband at her speeder and spots Hera* Oh, hello. You waiting for your husband too?

Hera: *shrugs* Yeah, pretty much.

Random woman: My husband is the worst at reading the shopping list. He doesn't even know what I want! I always have to write the list down! Does your husband know how to read your shopping list?

Hera: No, but he does know what I want before I even tell him, so he's obviously very advanced. We don't even need a shopping list!

Random woman: That's not possible!

Kanan: *arrives with a crate of Meiloorans* Okay, I've got everything. Ready to go?

Hera: See?

Random woman: ...can I borrow him for a day or two?

Hera: HE'S NOT A SOMETHING TO BE BORROWED!

Random woman: ...just for a minute?

Hera: ...

Hera: NO.