2: Poptart Party

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- The Avengers have joined -

Thor: MY MIDGARDIAN FRIENDS, I HAVE FOUND THE WONDERFUL SENSATION CALLED..........RAINBOWS!

Tony: ok who showed him My Little Pony

Clint:....I did

Tony: ARE YOU FREAKIN INSANE

Tony: ONCE I TRIED SHOWING HIM FROZEN

Tony: HE DIDN'T SHUT UP FOR A MONTH

Thor: AH YES THE MOVIE OF THE ICE PRINCESS

Thor: IT IS LIKE LOKI BUT GIRL FORM

- Loki has joined -

Loki: I take that offensively, you oaf.

Loki: I am not an ice princess.

Tony: REINDEER GAMES?

Steve: *window crashes* oh great not again

Natasha: still trying to fix that window?

Steve:...yeah

Loki: I am not an ice princess!

Tony: Yeah you're right....you're a drama queen

Loki: I AM MORE POWERFUL THAN YOU, PUNY MORTAL

Tony: then why were we able to defeat you in 2012

Loki:.........

Loki: ok you made your point.

Thor: MY LITTLE PONYYYYYYYYYY

Loki: WHAT KIND OF DARK MAGIC IS THIS

Loki: I MEAN I KNOW I'M EVIL AND ALL BUT THIS IS LIKE....WRINKLED GRAPE EVIL!

Clint: I-

Natasha: Shut up Clint, you did this

Natasha: you have no say in this

Thor: FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC

Loki: SOMEONE MAKE THIS HORROR STOP

Bruce: I think I got it!

Bruce: *shoves poptarts into Thor's mouth*

Thor: TART OF THE POPS!

Thor: THANK YOU DOCTOR BANNER

Bruce: did I fix it?

Thor: I AM OFF TO FEED THE MAGICAL EQUESTRIANS THE TART OF POPS

Tony: no.

Tony: I think you made it worse.

Steve: *window crashes* UGH WINDOW COOPERATE

Steve: [Steve Censored Language]!

Natasha: LANGUAGE CAPTAIN

Tony: JEEZ SINCE WHEN DID CAPTAIN FREAKING AMERICA SWEAR?

Tony: this is an actual shocker to me

Tony: like wow

Tony: my life is a lie

Steve: THIS WINDOW WON'T STAY TOGETHER

Steve: COOPERATE

Thor: MAYBE CAPTAIN OF THE AMERICAS WOULD LIKE A TART OF THE POPS TO CALM HIS DREADFUL MOOD?

Steve: *sigh*....yeah I guess *eats poptart*

Thor: POPTART PARTY!!!

Loki: NO!

Thor: YES!

Tony: oh great not again

Thor: I HAVE INVENTED POPTART ALCOHOL

Tony: OMG YESSSSS COMING THORRRR

Natasha: someone go get him before he gets drunk.

Tony: ToO lATeeeEEeeeEEEeEeeee HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Steve: TONY BE CAREFUL YOU'RE GOING TO-

Tony: WHEEEEEEEEE

Steve: crash....

Steve: guys he fell down the tower

Clint: OH MY GOD NO

Clint: LOKI GO SAVE HIM

Loki: no

Loki: you puny mortal humans do not deserve to be saved

Natasha: *straps on parachute* WISH ME LUCK!!!

Natasha: *jumps after Tony*

- Natasha has left -

Bruce: will he be ok?

Steve: probably not

Steve: but we can only hope

Bruce: Thor just turned on the TV

Bruce: he's watching My Little Pony

Bruce: someone help

Clint: *punches tv*

Steve: WHAT WAS THAT CRASHING NOISE

Clint: my fist into the tv

Steve: oh thank god

Steve: finally

Thor: THE PONIES ARE NOT ON THE MAGICAL BLACK SCREEN ANYMORE!

Thor: NOOOOOOOO

Steve: guys it's his nap time

Bruce: oh right yes

Bruce: I'll bring him to his room

- Thor has left -
- Natasha has joined -

Natasha: I GOT THE DRUNK TONY

Clint: oh finally

Steve: phew

Tony: I'M STILL DRUNKKKKKKKK HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

Steve: nap time for him too.

Natasha: on it.

Tony: NO I DON WANNA GO TO BE- *snoring*

- Tony has left -

Steve: YES I FIXED THE WINDOW!

Natasha: finally

Steve: I'm going to get some water...that was tiring

Steve: wait what is this

Steve: I think it made me drunk

Steve: I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO GET DRUNK

Natasha: oh god what happened

Steve: *checks label* it's the poptart juice

Natasha: ok you might pass-

Steve: gOoDnIgHt *snoring*

- Steve has left -

Bruce: uhh........

Clint: I don't know either.

Natasha: movie?

Clint: Movie.

- Clint, Natasha, and Bruce have left -

Loki: it's just me...

Loki: haha stupid of them to leave me alone

- Bruce has joined -

Bruce: Oh I forgot, it's your nap time too.

Loki: NO NO NO- *asleep*

- Loki and Bruce have left -

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