6: Tony Accidentally....Uhm....

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- Tony has joined -

Tony: TONY WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME?

- Steve has joined -

Steve: WAIT IT WORKED? AWESOME!

Steve: wait are you seeing this too?

Steve: dangit same-looking starkphones

Tony: WHY AM I YOU

Steve: AND WHY AM I YOU?

- The Avengers have joined -

Natasha: What are you boys doing?

Clint: You're blowing up my phone and I'm planning a prank

Clint: I mean nothing

Clint: i didn't do anything

Clint: not me

- Clint has left -

Bruce: care to explain?

Steve: I'M STUCK IN FREAKIN CAPTAIN SPANGLES' BODY

Tony: AND I'M STUCK IN SOME METAL DUDE'S BODY

Natasha: okay, show's over, tony you can stop the prank

Steve: THIS IS NOT A PRANK I'M STUCK IN MR DINNER PLATE'S BODY

Bruce: um....what do we do?

Tony: I DUNNO

Tony: STARK FIX THIS

- Pepper has joined -

Pepper: Tony you have another meeting! Like, right now!

Steve: I'm a little busy right now, Pep!

Pepper: Steve?

Steve: Yeah we kinda have a little bit of a problem...

Tony: I WOULDN'T CALL THIS LITTLE

- Pepper has left -
- Fury has joined -

Fury: MEETING. NOW.

- Fury has left -

Steve: DIRECTOR WE HAVE A BIT OF A PROBLEM

Tony: A BIT IS NOT THE WORD I WOULD USE

Bruce: they switched bodies....

Natasha: don't ask us how

Steve: AND THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T WALK INTO MY LAB OFFERING BLUEBERRIES WHEN I'M MAKING A POTENTIALLY LETHAL WEAPON

Tony: pOTENTIALLY LETHAL?

Steve: YES I JUST SAID THAT, KEEP UP OLD MAN

Thor: How are we going to fix this!?!?!

Steve: um...the lab blew up when I accidentally hit the fire button

Tony: so no undoing

Steve: I think the USB stick with the info survived though!

Bruce: Where is it?

Steve: in the bathroom

Natasha: I'm not even gonna question it

- Natasha has left -

Bruce: so wait...did you have a cure in that USB stick?

Steve: nOPE

Steve: but it had the blueprints so we can probably rebuild it

Tony: pROBABLY?

Tony: WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN

Steve: Oh, you know, the fact that this might be permanent

Tony: LEAD WITH THAT NEXT TIME

- Natasha has joined -

Natasha: I searched the TWENTY BATHROOMS and I finally found the stick

Bruce: tell me again, WHY DID YOU EVEN PUT 20 BATHROOMS

Steve: uh i don't know i thought it was cool?

Tony: so we rebuild this thing, and then we're back to normal?

Steve: yep

Tony: seems pretty easy to me.

Steve: oh no this machine took me a year to build

Tony: DARN IT TONY

- After building the machine (and teaching steve how electricity worked), they finally fixed it. -

Steve: aaaaaand DONE

Tony: Finally!

- Steve and Tony have been brought back to their normal bodies. But wait... -

Natasha: uh oh. NAT?

- Clint has joined the chat -

Clint: OK WHAT JUST HAPPENED

Natasha: why am i....you?

Clint: STARK?!?

Tony: aha.....i'm gonna go now....

- Tony has left -

Steve: oh we're getting him.

Bruce: right you are.

- Everyone has left -

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