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- Tony has joined -
Tony: TONY WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME?
- Steve has joined -
Steve: WAIT IT WORKED? AWESOME!
Steve: wait are you seeing this too?
Steve: dangit same-looking starkphones
Tony: WHY AM I YOU
Steve: AND WHY AM I YOU?
- The Avengers have joined -
Natasha: What are you boys doing?
Clint: You're blowing up my phone and I'm planning a prank
Clint: I mean nothing
Clint: i didn't do anything
Clint: not me
- Clint has left -
Bruce: care to explain?
Steve: I'M STUCK IN FREAKIN CAPTAIN SPANGLES' BODY
Tony: AND I'M STUCK IN SOME METAL DUDE'S BODY
Natasha: okay, show's over, tony you can stop the prank
Steve: THIS IS NOT A PRANK I'M STUCK IN MR DINNER PLATE'S BODY
Bruce: um....what do we do?
Tony: I DUNNO
Tony: STARK FIX THIS
- Pepper has joined -
Pepper: Tony you have another meeting! Like, right now!
Steve: I'm a little busy right now, Pep!
Pepper: Steve?
Steve: Yeah we kinda have a little bit of a problem...
Tony: I WOULDN'T CALL THIS LITTLE
- Pepper has left -
- Fury has joined -Fury: MEETING. NOW.
- Fury has left -
Steve: DIRECTOR WE HAVE A BIT OF A PROBLEM
Tony: A BIT IS NOT THE WORD I WOULD USE
Bruce: they switched bodies....
Natasha: don't ask us how
Steve: AND THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T WALK INTO MY LAB OFFERING BLUEBERRIES WHEN I'M MAKING A POTENTIALLY LETHAL WEAPON
Tony: pOTENTIALLY LETHAL?
Steve: YES I JUST SAID THAT, KEEP UP OLD MAN
Thor: How are we going to fix this!?!?!
Steve: um...the lab blew up when I accidentally hit the fire button
Tony: so no undoing
Steve: I think the USB stick with the info survived though!
Bruce: Where is it?
Steve: in the bathroom
Natasha: I'm not even gonna question it
- Natasha has left -
Bruce: so wait...did you have a cure in that USB stick?
Steve: nOPE
Steve: but it had the blueprints so we can probably rebuild it
Tony: pROBABLY?
Tony: WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN
Steve: Oh, you know, the fact that this might be permanent
Tony: LEAD WITH THAT NEXT TIME
- Natasha has joined -
Natasha: I searched the TWENTY BATHROOMS and I finally found the stick
Bruce: tell me again, WHY DID YOU EVEN PUT 20 BATHROOMS
Steve: uh i don't know i thought it was cool?
Tony: so we rebuild this thing, and then we're back to normal?
Steve: yep
Tony: seems pretty easy to me.
Steve: oh no this machine took me a year to build
Tony: DARN IT TONY
- After building the machine (and teaching steve how electricity worked), they finally fixed it. -
Steve: aaaaaand DONE
Tony: Finally!
- Steve and Tony have been brought back to their normal bodies. But wait... -
Natasha: uh oh. NAT?
- Clint has joined the chat -
Clint: OK WHAT JUST HAPPENED
Natasha: why am i....you?
Clint: STARK?!?
Tony: aha.....i'm gonna go now....
- Tony has left -
Steve: oh we're getting him.
Bruce: right you are.
- Everyone has left -
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FanfictionTony starts a group chat, and chaos arises (and no one is surprised). Nothing belongs to me except the plot!!