𝘭𝘦𝘵'𝘴 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘵! [bnha fic]

【17】

you
leTS GET DOWN TO BUSINESS

pinky
TO DEFEAT
THE HUNS

pika
dID THEY SEND ME DAUGHTERS

manly
WHEN I ASKED FOR SONS

tape
YOU'RE SADDEST BUNCH IVE EVER MET

you
BUT YOU CAN BET BEFORE WE'RE THROUGH

pika
MISTER ILL MAKE A MAN OUT OF YOU

tape
TRANQUIL AS A FOREST

gravity !
aw i love mulan

you
nO WJJSJS

pika
f

gravity !
oops sorry hah

you
it's fineeeee
oH
SOMEONE NAME A MUSICAL

pinky
b e e t l e j u i c e

you
a woman of culture.
ahem
g a s p
yOU COULD USE A BUDDY

pinky
DONT YA WANNA PAL

pika
yEs i dO
YeS i Do

tape
GIRL THE WAY I SEE IT
YOUR DADDY SHOULD BE LEAVING

manly
AND YOU SHOULD STICK AROUND

you
and kILL hIm

pinky
what

you
nothing

hot n cOld
^
and i the one with "daddy issues"

you
TODOROKI
nO
you poor child

hot n cOld
i'm not a child?

pika
oK
nEw sOng

you

tape
yOU GONNA BONE TO PICK

manly
YOU'VE COME SO FAR WHY NOW

pika
ARE YOU
PULLING ON MY D I C K

vroom
KAMINARI THAT IS NO WAY TO TALK
THAT IS HORRIBLE LANGUAGE

you
yEAH KAMI
REMEMBER

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this is a mess haha
ngl i love disney 🥺👉🏻👈🏻
and i love musicals so that's this chapter haha
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