𝘭𝘦𝘵'𝘴 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘵! [bnha fic]

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you
kiri i didn't know you were in shrek

pinky
hOLYRJDJSDND

pika
jAIL

tape
that's illegAL

manly
hOw dArE yOu

boom boom boi
shitty hair.

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you
i'm sad
someone say something that
will make me happy please

pika
the human ass can stretch up to 7 inches before taking damage. a raccoon can squeeze into holes as tight as 4 inches,
you can take almost two full raccoons up your ass.

pinky
WHATTHEFUCKKEKSDJDK

you
i definitely feel better now tf-
wait-
w-
what if that got tested-

deku🥦
i'm confused-

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you
i think i just broke my finger-

pika
tf how-

you
i was trying to kill a spider on my ceiling
and kinda bent my finger the whole way
back

boom boom boi
fuckin dumb ass

tape
wha-

gravity
are you ok!

deku🥦
for some reason i relate-

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"i hAte kArens." y/n shOuted

"bruh ikr" denki responded

y/n and denki were going to the park.

it was 2 in the morning, they couldn't sleep, so naturally they decided to meet up and naturally they went to the park.

once y/n and denki got to the park they had a contest to see who could go highest on the swings.

they both fell off.

"mOthEr tRucKer duDe-" denki started

"tHat hurt like a bUtT cHeeK on a StIck" y/n mumbled

they both remained quiet for a moment,

"technically i won" y/n said

"bitch no tf you didn't-"

"rEMATCH HOE"

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