Frank has added Max and Jasper to the groupchat
Max: bUT I WAS ALREADY HERE-
Max: wait
Frank: we're waiting
Max: fuck
Max: bitch can we like change our names to something else so we don't get confused
Y/n: why the fuck not
Max: hi
-----Max has changed her name to Yeesus----
-----Max has changed his name to your man's dick-
Ray: WTF
Gerard: nice
Gerard: who's man's dick
your man's dick: Y/n's ig ehehehhe
Y/n: fuck
Gerard: fuck yeah my dick is in the gc
Y/n: MAX WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
Yeesus: nothing
Y/n: this is madness
Yeesus: maxness*
Y/n: I'M ACTUALLY GOING TO STAB ALL OF YOU
Gerard: oh BTW
Gerard: Y/n and I have something to announce
Frank: IS SHE PREGNANT
Gerard: Frank she has been for 3 months
Frank: oh yeah
Gerard: well
Gerard: we
Y/n: are
Gerard: engaged
Mikey: ...
Ray: aren't you guys a bit young for that
Y/n: well
Y/n: yeah maybe
Y/n: but that doesn't stop us from doing it
Frank: you already did do it
Y/n: brb
Gerard: oooooo frank you're in trouble
Gerard: she got up with a knife and stormed down the hall to your room
Frank: NO LEAVE ME ALONE PLEASE I DONT WANNA DIE
Y/n: idc
RJ: fucking stab that bitch, y/n
Frank: WHAT
Frank: OH SHIQWDIENISBFISNJSBD
Gerard: should I check on them
Mikey: don't stop her, just tell us what's going on
RJ: die frank
RJ: die
Gerard: OOOOOOOO IT'S SPICY IN THERE
Y/n: my work is done here
Ray: what happened
Frank: long story short
Frank: I got a whole bag of jellybeans stuck up my ass
Mikey: OOP
Ray: finally
Y/n: a life has been claimed today by the magic power of my jellybeans
Gerard: her + jellybeans = somebody is gonna die
Y/n: he's right
RJ: the pregnant lady killed a man by shoving a bag of jellybeans up his ass
Jasper: bravo
Frankie: WHAT HAVE I COME BACK TO
Frank: well
Frank: you really don't want to know
Mikey: I have four words
Mikey: jellybeans
Mikey: up
Mikey: his
Mikey: ass
Frankie: what the actual fuck
Gerard: yeah you missed a lot
Gerard: recap- Y/n and I are getting married
Frankie: *spits out drink*
Frankie: W H A T
Y/n: yeah
Frankie: RAY, FUCKING MARRY ME
Ray: what
Frankie: you heard me
Ray: um
Ray: we just fucking got together a month ago
Frankie: does it look like I care
Ray: THIS IS UNCOMFORTABLE FOR ME
RJ: mOVING ON-
Y/n: well
Gerard: what do we do
Awsten: I'm here bitch
Awsten: DID I FUCKING HEAR THAT YOU BITCHES ARE GETTING FUCKING MARRIED
Gerard: uM
Gerard: N O
Awsten: Nah bro it's fine
Awsten: as long as I get to be best man or something, it's cool
Gerard: okay
Awsten: fucking treat her right or this relationship will end in your own dick down your throat
Y/n: AWSTEN
Awsten: fine
Y/n: we're fine
Awsten: how's the kid
Y/n: we're finding out the gender on Tuesday
Gerard: :)
Y/n: okay well
Y/n: where are yeesus and your man's dick
Yeesus: I am here
Your man's dick: same
Y/n: y'all wanna come over for a movie night
Frank: I'm in
Ray: ^^^^
Mikey: ^^^
Yeesus: ^^^^^
Your man's dick: ^^^^
Awsten: ^^^
Jasper: ^^
Frankie: ^^^
RJ: ^^^^
Brendon: wait
Brendon: the fuck
Y/n: just be at our dorm by 6pm
Brendon: can I bring a fren
Y/n: sure
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A pretty much meaningless gc chapter
But yeah
Bye bitches
-RJ
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••Better If I Stay•• (Gerard Way x Reader)
RandomBook 2 of So Long And Goodnight series ig
