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A dare for me and Axel, from
@TenyaTailsPure
"Since I have mercy for you Author i will give this dare

Dare: Axel and Jackie goes on a date for the sake of her not blowing up. for uh........ 3 days. please dont blow up please dont blow up please dont blow up please dont blow up"

Me: Um.... ok then.... sure..... yaaaaaay...........

*at Magnus's house*

Axel: *feeding Alphinaud and Alisaie the Zippleback*

Magnus: *looking at the dragon in disgust* The annoying dog shouldn't be coming back.

Axel: What? You mean Jackie?

Magnus: I meant the annoying dog.

Axel: Jackie is not a dog.

Magnus: I don't care. Take the dragon away, it's been here for too long.

Axel: Don't you remember what happened last time?

Magnus: Jackie is not coming back. TAKE IT AWAY!!

Me: *running up behind Magnus* REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *slams into Magnus sending him into a tree*

Axel: Jackie! How did you know he was being a jerk?

Magnus: Stupid hyena. How DID you know?

Me: I HEar evEry dOOr yOu opEn.

Axel: What.

Magnus: *runs back inside his house*

Axel: I thought you weren't talking to me anymore.

Me: Well I'm forced to.

Axel: Dare?

Me: Yup. And now we must go somewhere for three days.

Axel:......... where?

Me: *chanting under my breath*

Axel: No.

Me: *chanting gets a bit louder*

Axel: I don't even have a-

Me: *chanting at full volume* FURRY CON! FURRY CON! FURRY CON!

Axel: Fursuit....

Me: I'll get you one.

Axel: Jackie I'm not a furry.

Me: Ok fine. How about Eurofurence?

Axel: I heard the word "fur" in there. Nice try.

Me: ......meep.

Axel: What about this place? *points to a map* It has laser tag right next to it.

Me: *laughing*

Axel: Why is that funny?

Me: You're using a map! Made of paper!

Axel: So?

Me: Just Get google maps or waze or something!

Axel: I don't have a phone 😑

Me: *still laughing* yeah ok we can go to that place. Alphi! Alisaie! Time for a trip!

*le time skip for obvious reasons*

Axel: You Good now?

Me: What is that supposed to mean?

Axel: Well you seem like you're talking to me again so...

Me: Yeah can we just forget that stuff ever happened?

Axel: Why?

Me: Might become a bit weird for the readers.

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