A dare for the Rescue Riders, from
@Felix2525_RvB
"I dare the rescue riders to play halo in chronological order"
The following contains spoilers
Winger: Shoot the guy! Shoot the guy!
Summer: Which one?!
Cutter: *screeches*
*time skip because there are a lot of Halo games and who has time to write about all of them when you've never even played?*
*after playing*
Cutter: We fought the flood!
Aggro: We beat the flood!
Cutter and Aggro: We win! We win! We win!
Winger: I am a forerunner forever!
Summer: But they got wiped out?
Winger: Well I'm a Survivor!
Summer: So you guys like the old games.
Nolan: The fact that Keyes crash landed the Pillar of Autumn into Halo was slightly disappointing. I was hoping for a nice smooth landing.
Melody: I'm glad he got rescued. But then he got infected by the flood so....
Nolan: And then he got killed.
Boney: The whole thing was a bit too intense for me.
Burple: I agree.
Winger: Do not tell Jackie that there is something called the Ark. Plus, combat evolved? Sounds like Survival Evolved.
Me: Halo. It's me.
Cutter: *laughs*
Me: I heard something about Ark survival evolved?
Winger: No you didn't. Go away.
Me: *slides away*
Dak: I CANT BELIEVE MASTER CHIEF IS A TRAITOR!
Leyla: Halo four was the best.
Aggro: NO IT IS NOT! CORTANA DIES!
Leyla: True. That's bad.
Boney: Thanks for the dare? That's what you guys always say right?
Dak: Yeah you're right. Until next time!
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Rescue Riders Ask Or Dare 2
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