Ons of my favorite bands and songs...
I give you.. the awesome.. the amazing.. MIDNIGHT BEAST!
It's the year of the beast!
You better have a shower
before you come out tonight girls,
because you're gonna get dirtyyy
Yeah! It's your boy, Stefan!
Le-le-le-let's walk!
If a girl wont come round
(She must be a lesbian)
Or turns me down
(She must be a lesbian)
If she don't like me
(She must be a lesbian)
I'll let her down lightly
(You must be a lesbian)
I'm at a party, I'm a girl machine
I'm gonna have sex with them all, if you know what I
mean
Its like a sweet sixteen but the girls are eighteen
And I cant wait to peel em like a tangerine
Im gonna g..go down on em like a submarine
Submarines are fun he he he he heee
I-I-I I walk to a hottie and turn on my charm
But before I can start I hear a rape alarm
It's going [woop woop]
I can't feel my ears I think theyre bleeding
From the [woop woop]
I can't work out why the girls are screaming
I'm the best looking boy in the world
Ohh wait I bet she likes kissing girls?
I still hear the [woop woop]
Maybe if I let her she would [woop] me with a [woop
woop]
I can't work out why the girls dont fancy me
Im the best looking boy in sight no hang on
I bet you like boobies right?
If a girl wont come round
(She must be a lesbian)
Or turns me down
(She must be a lesbian)
If she dont like me
(She must be a lesbian)
I'll let her down lightly
(You must be a lesbian)
If a girl wont kiss
(She's taking the piss)
Or get down with this
(I can't believe this)
If she doesnt fancy me (well!)
She must bat for the other team
(She's a lesbian)
Take two, its my rapping debut
Im having trouble trying to find a better girl to
pursue
Im like a fire truck What, Full of muscley guys?
