Friends or lovers (K/da and fem! Creepypastas x Fem! Futanari! Reader)

Chapter 7 (REMAKE)

Phoenix POV:

We finally arrived at the mansion where the creepypastas lived, man was it huge dirty on the outside yet so clean on the inside. I knocked on the door, no answer I did it again no answer again so I kicked the door down

Me: SUP FUCKERS!?

Next I see was a knife right next to my head, I looked forward only to see Jess staring into my eyes deeply like she wanted my soul

Jess: hi bitch...

Jess quickly runs up to me and hugs me

Jess: GIRLS, CAN YOU COME HERE PLEASE!

I suddenly heard footsteps of people rushing towards the door and I get tackled to the ground by many people

Me: a-air....please girls

They all let go of me and I got off the floor and went to my bag opened it up and grabbed a hoodie since it was cold in the mansion

Slenda: Phoenix why did you decide to come back and see us?

Me:  why the fuck not, slenda

She slapped the back of my head with her tentacle

Me: what was that for Slenda

She looked at me intensely, I knew what she was talking about so I made a 'o' shape with my mouth

Phoenix: cause I'm sexy af and you can't say yes to me cause I'm to sexy for your love

 I get another slap, hehe pedophile tea. Don't ask how that is a pedophile thing

Slenda: okay, so why are you here?

Phoenix: can't I see people?

I looked down with my ears down, I soon felt someone petting me I look up to see... sally?! I picked up sally making her squeal. I looked back at mom, mother and the others as I hear a giggling sally and lazari

Akali: pedophile Phoenix in the house

I stare into her eyes with absolutely no emotion making her gulp

Sally: can you sing for us, big swister?

(Sally is seven and lazari is nine, why nut?)

I sigh and nodded making the girls squeal especially sally and mom

Phoenix: what song guys, I mean girls

Lazari: fuck you!

Weeby: CUT!

We all started to laugh as Weeby was speaking to lazari

Weeby: TAKE TWO BITCH AND GET IT RIGHT FOR ONCE

after she said that she kissed Sally's nose

Take two

Phoenix: what song girls?

Lazari: cotton candy skies, pwease!

Phoenix: okay, anything for you girls but I need to change things up a bit

I snapped my fingers making me into a male, I see all of them shocked and looking down at my crotch area

Phoenix: like what you see there gals?

They shook their head bringing them back to reality. I grabbed a guitar and began to play

After I finished everyone was clapping, I snapped my fingers making me into a girl again

Jess: Phoenix~ 

I look up to see a barley dressed Jess, I blushed hard and blood started to come out of my nose

Mom: Phoenix?

Phoenix: ok?

Mama: Phoenix snap out of it!

She slapped the back of my head making me go towards into jess's boobs

Phoenix: soft

Jess: being feisty there, aye

I love those soft, squishy tits of hers... wait what the fuck am I saying?!! I push back away from her leaving her sad

Phoenix: what can i do to make it up?

Jess: how about a nice game in-

Mom: FUCK NO BIATCH, DONT HURT MY BABY GIRL!

We all started to crack up laughing our asses off 

Phoenix: mom, I'm tested wait, what's my line again?

Weeb: for fuck sake Ph

We all started tot laugh out asses off except me, huh GAY

Phoe: sorry I'm trash but it's trash can not trash cannot

I said proudly and laughing tears began to come out everyone eyes except for ice

Weeb: I'll give you five seconds

I run straight behind mama and mom crying

 *SLAP*  nice slap off of Weeby

Phoe: fuck you and fuck you and fuck you all!!

Weeby: I'm not doing this, I had no sleep and I need food and sleep and drink and by botches

TBC