𝚂𝙴𝚁𝙴𝙽𝙳𝙸𝙿𝙸𝚃𝚈 || Original Story

2 - TEXT

leo
okay so

leo
any guesses other than
accountant or salesman?

pippa
you're back!

leo
not for long though :/

pippa
so i've been thinking

pippa
you're either an mi6
agent or maybe a
politician

leo
that's like the opposite
end of the spectrum
to salesman

leo
but it's a no to
both of those

pippa
damn!
ok so what about
a detective?

leo
nope

leo
but i have played one

pippa
played one??

pippa
OH MY GOD

pippa
YOU'RE AN ACTOR

leo
you're good at
this game

leo
congratulations!

pippa
I CAN'T BELIEVE
MY LUCK

pippa
WAIT

pippa
ARE YOU A
STAGE ACTOR OR
SCREEN ACTOR

pippa
WAIT NO YOU'RE
A SCREEN ACTOR

leo
i told you that you
were good at this game

leo
but you probably know my
parents and my siblings
more than me

pippa
oh i get it

pippa
you're like the
redgraves aren't you?
like all of you are in the
acting business

leo
yeah

leo
and my grandad
was a film director

leo
oh and for the record
jemma redgrave is
my favourite of that
family

pippa
OH COME ON

pippa
you must come from
the coolest family ever

leo
they can be cool

leo
but working with your
family is tough and
we all get compared
to one another all the time

pippa
i can imagine

pippa
my fam are so boring
so i'm glad i don't
work with them

pippa
WAIT HOLD TF UP

leo
???

pippa
I KNOW WHO
YOU ARE NOW

leo
you took your time!

leo
i was thinking i would
have to send you the link
to my wiki page or
something

pippa
YOURE LEO HUXLEY

pippa
OMG OMG OMG

pippa
WAIT UNTIL I TELL MY
FRIEND AMBER SHE'S
GOING TO FREAK

leo
haha give my regards
to her!

leo
as for my dumbass siblings

leo
there's phineas,
gilbert, and mirabel

leo
mirabel is the unlucky
one because she has
three brothers but
she's undoubtedly
the most fashionable

leo
gilbert we used to joke
about and say that he
eats a bag of sugar
everyday because he's
so sweet

leo
and phineas is a pain in
the arse and you've
probably seen him in
that new drama that's
just come out on netflix

leo
i hope it flops

pippa
LMAO WHY?

leo
because he's an arse!

leo
phineas has bragged
about this show for
months and reckons it's
going to be a hit

leo
but if it flops i can
just laugh at him

pippa
you sound like a
wonderful brother

leo
nah it's just your
everyday sibling
rivalry

leo
phineas would do
the same to me

pippa
OH IT'S THAT ONE
ABOUT THE MAFIA
ISN'T IT

pippa
your brother is hot

leo
i'm blocking you

pippa
NO

pippa
LEOPOLD

leo
blocked and reported

pippa
I'M JOKING
COME BACK

leo
work beckons i'm afraid!

leo
but i will be having
words with you before
reporting you to police

leo
i swear i'll do it

pippa
lmao i'd like to see you try