4 - TEXT

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leo
did you put something
on twitter about us being
number neighbours?

pippa
uh

pippa
maybe

pippa
why

leo
mirabel sent me a
screenshot that her
friend sent to her

leo
and she knew it
was me because i
told her

leo
but it just looks like
you posted click bait

leo
how did people
believe you??

pippa
LMAO clickbait

pippa
and you said you
didn't use social media

pippa
besides i didn't say
it was you specifically

leo
you should have done
because i'd have
gotten you loads of
new followers :)

pippa
I-

pippa
STOP SHOWING OFF
BECAUSE YOU'RE
FAMOUS

pippa
WE'RE NOT ALL HOT
AND TALENTED
INDIVIDUALS

leo
you think i'm hot?

pippa

pippayou can block me now

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pippa
you can block me now

pippa
i'm so embarrassed

leo
i'm flattered honestly

leo
you're adorable

pippa
IM NOT CRYING
IM NOT CRYING
IM NOT CRYING
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pippa
thanks! but i'm just the
embodiment of awkwardness
and sleep deprivation

leo
now now we'll be
having none of that
self-deprecating
humour

leo
or i'll reach through
my phone and slap
you in the face

pippa
lmao do you treat all
women like that?

leo
i'm joking! besides
i'd punch anyone who
disrespects a woman

leo
anyway what i'm trying to
say is that you shouldn't
be so hard on yourself

leo
from what i can tell you're
an intelligent and caring
person with a great sense
of humour

pippa
i take it back

pippa
you know how to
treat a woman

leo
i should hope so

leo
my mamma raised
me right

leo
and if my sister ever found
out i'd been a dick then she
would disembowel me but
only after telling at me
and punching me in the
throat

pippa
i really like he
sound of mirabel

pippa
we'd get along very well

pippa
not that i'd want her to
punch you in the throat

pippa
i'm not THAT evil

leo
i can't imagine you
having an ounce
of evil in you

leo
what do they call it?

leo
lawful chaotic

leo
yeah i think you'd
be lawful chaotic

pippa
it's chaotic good but
honestly i'm touched :)

pippa
i really need to get you
into social media

pippa
people would love you
more than they already do

leo
haha thanks but
mirabel tried

leo
didn't work

pippa
well she didn't try
hard enough!!

pippa
i have to go but whilst i'm
away i'll concoct a plan to get
you using the social medias

pippa
you old man

leo
i'm not an old man!

leoi'm not an old man!

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