1. Mick calls his girl "Ciggy" because it reminds him of "Ziggy Stardust"
2. Alex is actually David Bowie in disguise 👀👀
3. He masturbates to David Bowie songs on the nights that he doesn't have sex. Last time, i caught him masturbating to The Jean Genie. It was traumatizing to see *-*
4. One time we were getting ready for a stones concert and Mick was drooling over a magazine with nude pictures of David.
5. One time after a stones concert, I was going to the dressing room to change and opened the door. Mick and David were there... naked. David was on top of Mick giving him a blowjob and they were both moaning. I needed holy water after that-
6. THIS SCREENSHOT
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7. This too on a smash or pass book in the David Bowie chapter
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