Chapter: 5

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A/N- This is most likely gonna be the last page so I also made it the longest page.

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Lunar still up: What time is it?

Funneh: Hand me that recorder.

Funneh: *Plays recorder*

Gold screeching: wHo In ThEir rIgHt MiNd Is PlAyInG tHe ReCoRdEr At 3:30 AM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Funneh: It's 3:30 AM.

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Senpai: Why would someone want to hurt Felicia?

Gold: Maybe because they met her?

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Draco: Were so in sync that we finish each others-

Funneh: Sentences

Draco: dOn'T iNtErRuPt Me!!

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Lunar: You need a hobby rainbow.

Rainbow: I have a hobby, Lunar.

Lunar: How many times do I have to tell you that eating cake and making puns DOESN'T COUNT.

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Rainbow: Have a good day!

Draco: Don't tell me what to do.

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*Krews car hanging off a cliff*

Gold: OMG, LUNAR! Back it up!!

Lunar: Really, Gold? I thought I might drive forward. I thought that might be a fun thing to do.

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A/N- A different version of the last one

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*Krews car hanging off a cliff*

Gold: OMG, LUNAR! Back it up!

Lunar:

Lunar: *Pushes gas pedal*

Lunar: Oops.

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Rainbow: Water you doing?                (Hehehehe)

Lunar: I'm confronting the person who ruined my life

Rainbow: Your yelling at a mirror.

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Kyran: I pretend i'm all edgy but in reality I go to bed at 7:30.

Funneh: No offense kyran but, no one thought you were edgy in the first place.

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Alec: Why is birthday cake the only food you can blow and spit on and everybody rushes to get a piece?

Funneh: We don't talk about that.

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Lunar: When i'm bored I send a text to a random number saying.

Lunar: "I hid the body, now what?"

Draco: XD

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Alec: Balloons are so weird..."Happy birthday! Here's a plastic sack of my breath!"

Funneh:  We don't. Talk. About that.

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Gold: How are you feeling?

Lunar: I've been experiencing a headache lately that seems to come and go.

*Funneh and Draco walk in*

Lunar: Oh look. it's back.

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Rainbow: That toy is for ages 5 and up.

Funneh: Yeah? Well i'm part of the "up."

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Funneh: What's for lunch?

Lunar: Food usually.

Funneh: No, I mean what are you having?

Lunar: An unwanted conversation.

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Alec: How is the most beautiful person on earth doing?

Funneh: I-

Draco: I'm great, thanks.

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Evan: Sorry, I lost my cool for a second.

Alec: You can't lose something you never had.

Evan: I-

Evan:

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Kyran: Can you pass the salt?

Alec: *Throws the whole krew across the table*

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Kyran: Were you guys disciplined as a child?

Gold: I was grounded.

Alec: Slapped by a newspaper.

Evelyn: I couldn't watch TV.

Funneh: Grounded too.

Evan [voice deepens as he stares into space with a look of horror in his face]: La Chancla.

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Dentist: Ok, open up.

Kyran: Well, it all started when-

Dentists: That's not what I mea-

Everyone on the face of the earth: No, let him finish.

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Kyran is smol bean. Ok i'm done now. Buhhhye.


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