Bam: Wassup H.AG it's yo boi Funnymike and today you're tuned into another bangerrr*funnymike slap bam neck*
Funnymike: Mane you ain't me
Bam: I was helping you out
*mac snatch the camera*
Funnymike: WASSUP H.A.G it's yo boi Funnymike and you're tuned into another Bangerrrrr... rn we all just chillin, everybody say Wassamm
Everybody: Wassam
Trey: (bam girl name) you figure out do you want Tootie or bam yet
Everybody: Ouuuhhhhhh
Bam girl: Idk you figure out if you a street nigga or rat
Everybody: Ouuuhhhh
Funnymike: Neverrr... y'all it's a whole lotta salt in that water baby
Dede: Itchy itchyyyyyy
Dede girl: you need to bring yo itchy itchy ass on and change dior dipper
Everybody: Ouuuhhhh
*dede walk away*
Mark: you you betta go change yo baby dipper
Dede: WHEN IM DONE IMA COME IN THERE AND BEST YO ASS
Mark: Yea Igh
Funnymike: Now (dede girl name) why you ain't have yo baby with me
*dede girl start laughing*
Dede girl: cause you ain't dede
Funnymike: well Ima real rich street nigga
Dede girl: Ok and
Funnymike: you passed the loyalty test
Dede: Yea she better or else
Dede girl: Or else what
*she run in they run*
Mykel: Ou baby domestic violence
Funnymike: when was the last time you talked to Macei
Mykel: mane you can't be saying that around my girl.
*mykel girl slap Mykel*
Everybody: Ouuhhhhhhhb
Mykel girl: don't play wimmie Mykel
Mykel: Bae you know I'm playing with you
*mykel kiss his girl and hug her*
Mykel girl: Mhm
Funnymike: Awwwwwwnn
Mirah: Where jay he supposed to be taking me and Kam to get our shoes
Kam: right we been calling him and it's been going to voicemail
Dede: y'all check his room
Mirah: Yea we knocked and everything he ain't come to the door
Mark: his car outside
Funnymike: y'all be bout to go see what's wrong w/ jay stay tuned on gang
*they go to jay room and start banging on the door*
Jay: What?
Funnymike: mane we thought you was dead, open the door
Jay: Hol on
*mac try to open the door but it's locked*
Funnymike: Mane open this damn door
*jay start whispering and moving around*
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Badkid Love Story Chronicles🥴
Teen FictionWelcome to life life of the H.A.GGGG☺️.. This is a (your/name) type of story feat all the bad kids!