Jay Flew (y/n) out and snuck her in the house🤭🤭🤭

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Bam: Wassup H.AG it's yo boi Funnymike and today you're tuned into another bangerrr

*funnymike slap bam neck*

Funnymike: Mane you ain't me

Bam: I was helping you out

*mac snatch the camera*

Funnymike: WASSUP H.A.G it's yo boi Funnymike and you're tuned into another Bangerrrrr... rn we all just chillin, everybody say Wassamm

Everybody: Wassam

Trey: (bam girl name) you figure out do you want Tootie or bam yet

Everybody: Ouuuhhhhhh

Bam girl: Idk you figure out if you a street nigga or rat

Everybody: Ouuuhhhh

Funnymike: Neverrr... y'all it's a whole lotta salt in that water baby

Dede: Itchy itchyyyyyy

Dede girl: you need to bring yo itchy itchy ass on and change dior dipper

Everybody: Ouuuhhhh

*dede walk away*

Mark: you you betta go change yo baby dipper

Dede: WHEN IM DONE IMA COME IN THERE AND BEST YO ASS

Mark: Yea Igh

Funnymike: Now (dede girl name) why you ain't have yo baby with me

*dede girl start laughing*

Dede girl: cause you ain't dede

Funnymike: well Ima real rich street nigga

Dede girl: Ok and

Funnymike: you passed the loyalty test

Dede: Yea she better or else

Dede girl: Or else what

*she run in they run*

Mykel: Ou baby domestic violence

Funnymike: when was the last time you talked to Macei

Mykel: mane you can't be saying that around my girl.

*mykel girl slap Mykel*

Everybody: Ouuhhhhhhhb

Mykel girl: don't play wimmie Mykel

Mykel: Bae you know I'm playing with you

*mykel kiss his girl and hug her*

Mykel girl: Mhm

Funnymike: Awwwwwwnn

Mirah: Where jay he supposed to be taking me and Kam to get our shoes

Kam: right we been calling him and it's been going to voicemail

Dede: y'all check his room

Mirah: Yea we knocked and everything he ain't come to the door

Mark: his car outside

Funnymike: y'all be bout to go see what's wrong w/ jay stay tuned on gang

*they go to jay room and start banging on the door*

Jay: What?

Funnymike: mane we thought you was dead, open the door

Jay: Hol on

*mac try to open the door but it's locked*

Funnymike: Mane open this damn door

*jay start whispering and moving around*

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