Asya & Pagie pulled up🤭 (fight night👊)

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Funnymike: Wassup H.A.G it's yo boi Funnymike Nd you're tuned into another bangerrrr, y'all we bout to go to the store

Bam: you gonna let me get everything out the store

Funnymike: Anything for my bammmmmm

Dede: you gonna get my baby some dippers

Funnymike: nigga thats yo baby

Dede: maneeee

*dede walk out*

Funnymike; ion know what the hell wrong with him, Waddam Mark Jr

Mark: Waddam

Funnymike: Mane you look just like yo daddy mane

*mark start laughig*

Trey: but he don't know his daddy

Funnymike: Nooooo sonnnn

*mark push trey*

Jay: Itchy itchyyyyyyy

Funnymike: Wassam house sneaker inner

Jay: Bruh stop that's not cool

Funnymike: sneaking yo ex in my house ain't cool

*mykel run in the home yelling Mac name*

Funnymike: what boy

Mykel: look

*mykel show video of Asya and Paige*

Asya: We back here in Huston

Pagie: Yea

Asya: and tell jay lil ex

Pagie: and dede lil baby mama

Asya & Pagie: WE WANT OUR ROUNDS

Pagie: we ain't scared

Asya: right

Pagie: we on our way rn

Everybody: Ouuhhhhh

*dede girl and jay ex walk in*

Jay ex: What happened

Trey: Asya and Pagie bout to pull up

Dede girl: say swear

Mykel: they just made a video abt it

Jay ex: We ain't scared of them two lil guhs

Dede girl: Right that's light wrk, they ain't on shit they don't want smoke

Jay ex: she ain't wanna do me non when I was staying in the house

Dede girl: right Pagie ain't pull up till Asya got here fuck Ima be scared foh

Everybody: ouuuuuhhhhh

Funnymike: Whole Lotta salt in that water baby, y'all stay tuned on gang

*mac bring jay and dede and they girls in the room*

Funnymike: Igh gang so as y'all just saw, Asya and Pagie are supposedly supposed to be pulling up to fight (dede girl name) & (Jay Ex name)

Dede girl: Yea Igh

Dede: Bae

*everybody start laughing*

Funnymike: So who y'all think gonna win

Jay ex & Dede girl: US TF!

Dede: most definitely mines allat behind her

Jay: Ummm idk because me and Asya technically still go out

Jay ex: but you seen me fight and you know I got hands

Jay: you right, ima have to go with (Jay Ex name)

Funnymike: why you think th.......

*mykel and bam bust in*

Mykel & BAM: THEY HERE!!!!

Funnymike: Y'all fr

Mykel: Yea

*dede girl start putting her hair up*

Dede: wait, (dede girl name) you gotta sports bra on

Dede girl: And

Dede: yo titte gonna pop out

Dede girl: boy

*they all run downstairs*

Asya & Pagie: SO WHATS UP

DEDE GIRL & JAY EX: NAH WASSUP YOU PULLED UP ON US

*the hold the girl back*

Jay ex: Bruh lemme go

Pagie: Wassup (dede girl name) I want my rounds

*dede girl try to go at her but trey hold her back* 

Jay ex: Asya just mad jay fucking me

Everybody: Ouuuuhhhhhh

Asya: Girlll jay don't want youu

Dede girl: He most definitely do baby

Pagie: GIRLL shut up

Dede girl: Ian gonna shut up for a bitch that's mad at a girl because her crush or whatever you got on him, wanna fuck me

Jay girl : right and Asya if aint want me why he fly me out, and wanted me to have his baby... oh wait he did try to give it to me

Everybody: OUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHH

Funnymike: NOOOO SONNNNN

Jay: Bruh

*jay walk out*

Dede girl: Y'all wanna see how I make Pagie mad

Everybody: how

*dede girl go kiss and hug dede*

Dede girl: all I gotta say is he gave me a baby and fucking me at nightttttt and not youuu

Everybody: Ouuuhhhh

*pagie leave out*

Dede girl: y'all really thought i was scared of that guh, now look she running

*jay Ex & Dede girl shake up*

*asya start crying a lil*

Asya: Jay you said you loved me

Jay: say we can talk abt this private

Funnymike: YALL A WHOLE LOTTA SHIT JUST WENT DOWN, YALL STAY TUNED ON GANG!

*funnymike go in his gaming*

Funnymike; Igh y'all so as y'all seen all that shit just happened

*he start laughing*

Funnymike: but MAKE SURE YALL LIKE, COMMENT, SHARE, AND SMASH THAT SUBSCRIBE BUTTON ONNNNN GANGGGGGG

*turn of the camera*

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