Funnymike: Wassup H.A.G it's yo boi Funnymike Nd you're tuned into another bangerrrr, y'all we bout to go to the store
Bam: you gonna let me get everything out the store
Funnymike: Anything for my bammmmmm
Dede: you gonna get my baby some dippers
Funnymike: nigga thats yo baby
Dede: maneeee
*dede walk out*
Funnymike; ion know what the hell wrong with him, Waddam Mark Jr
Mark: Waddam
Funnymike: Mane you look just like yo daddy mane
*mark start laughig*
Trey: but he don't know his daddy
Funnymike: Nooooo sonnnn
*mark push trey*
Jay: Itchy itchyyyyyyy
Funnymike: Wassam house sneaker inner
Jay: Bruh stop that's not cool
Funnymike: sneaking yo ex in my house ain't cool
*mykel run in the home yelling Mac name*
Funnymike: what boy
Mykel: look
*mykel show video of Asya and Paige*
Asya: We back here in Huston
Pagie: Yea
Asya: and tell jay lil ex
Pagie: and dede lil baby mama
Asya & Pagie: WE WANT OUR ROUNDS
Pagie: we ain't scared
Asya: right
Pagie: we on our way rn
Everybody: Ouuhhhhh
*dede girl and jay ex walk in*
Jay ex: What happened
Trey: Asya and Pagie bout to pull up
Dede girl: say swear
Mykel: they just made a video abt it
Jay ex: We ain't scared of them two lil guhs
Dede girl: Right that's light wrk, they ain't on shit they don't want smoke
Jay ex: she ain't wanna do me non when I was staying in the house
Dede girl: right Pagie ain't pull up till Asya got here fuck Ima be scared foh
Everybody: ouuuuuhhhhh
Funnymike: Whole Lotta salt in that water baby, y'all stay tuned on gang
*mac bring jay and dede and they girls in the room*
Funnymike: Igh gang so as y'all just saw, Asya and Pagie are supposedly supposed to be pulling up to fight (dede girl name) & (Jay Ex name)
Dede girl: Yea Igh
Dede: Bae
*everybody start laughing*
Funnymike: So who y'all think gonna win
Jay ex & Dede girl: US TF!
Dede: most definitely mines allat behind her
Jay: Ummm idk because me and Asya technically still go out
Jay ex: but you seen me fight and you know I got hands
Jay: you right, ima have to go with (Jay Ex name)
Funnymike: why you think th.......
*mykel and bam bust in*
Mykel & BAM: THEY HERE!!!!
Funnymike: Y'all fr
Mykel: Yea
*dede girl start putting her hair up*
Dede: wait, (dede girl name) you gotta sports bra on
Dede girl: And
Dede: yo titte gonna pop out
Dede girl: boy
*they all run downstairs*
Asya & Pagie: SO WHATS UP
DEDE GIRL & JAY EX: NAH WASSUP YOU PULLED UP ON US
*the hold the girl back*
Jay ex: Bruh lemme go
Pagie: Wassup (dede girl name) I want my rounds
*dede girl try to go at her but trey hold her back*
Jay ex: Asya just mad jay fucking me
Everybody: Ouuuuhhhhhh
Asya: Girlll jay don't want youu
Dede girl: He most definitely do baby
Pagie: GIRLL shut up
Dede girl: Ian gonna shut up for a bitch that's mad at a girl because her crush or whatever you got on him, wanna fuck me
Jay girl : right and Asya if aint want me why he fly me out, and wanted me to have his baby... oh wait he did try to give it to me
Everybody: OUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHH
Funnymike: NOOOO SONNNNN
Jay: Bruh
*jay walk out*
Dede girl: Y'all wanna see how I make Pagie mad
Everybody: how
*dede girl go kiss and hug dede*
Dede girl: all I gotta say is he gave me a baby and fucking me at nightttttt and not youuu
Everybody: Ouuuhhhh
*pagie leave out*
Dede girl: y'all really thought i was scared of that guh, now look she running
*jay Ex & Dede girl shake up*
*asya start crying a lil*
Asya: Jay you said you loved me
Jay: say we can talk abt this private
Funnymike: YALL A WHOLE LOTTA SHIT JUST WENT DOWN, YALL STAY TUNED ON GANG!
*funnymike go in his gaming*
Funnymike; Igh y'all so as y'all seen all that shit just happened
*he start laughing*
Funnymike: but MAKE SURE YALL LIKE, COMMENT, SHARE, AND SMASH THAT SUBSCRIBE BUTTON ONNNNN GANGGGGGG
*turn of the camera*
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Badkid Love Story Chronicles🥴
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