Laura's Song Parodies - Volume 26

Bucky Covington - I Want My Life Back (Sly Cooper Parody)

Sly is stranded alone, lost in Ancient Egypt
At least good old justice got the culprit
Who was a no good skunk
Whose big tail stunk
The devious Cooper is charming and smart
He would steal from villains, but he has a heart
He's dressed in blue
And he wields his father's cane too

But he's still stranded back in the past
I just want to save him at last

We want our Sly back
To see his ways of thievery
Like in those games we've played for seventeen years
Along with his best pals
And those times he had
When he looked smug as he danced with the fierce Carmelita Fox
And he used a music box
We want our Sly back

There is this movie that would be a reboot
Or a TV show series that could make some loot,
But it's still on hold
Or it got cancelled, untold
Cooper was in a crossover with Ratchet and Clank
He and Bentley have also met Daxter and Jak
For a battle's sake,
He even fought Nathan Drake

It would be nice to see him raid
At some point in this new decade

We want our Sly back
To honour his whole family
I want that cliffhanger to soon be solved,
So he'll unite with his pals
We all would be glad
To hear him make a remark with his courage during some new task
As he wears his robber's mask
We want our Sly back

We miss the platforming and stealth
We've all seen Sly's good mental health
But won't he suffer from the desert's heat?
I say...

We want our Sly back
We hope to see his legacy
In either what happens in his life next
Or a new life with his pals
It won't be so bad
If a new game on PC for the raccoon who would sneak and raid
Will at least be all fanmade
We want our Sly back

I want our Sly back...