Ok we are reacting to vines says flame The screen turns on and shows izuku standing in front of aizawa What did deku do says everyone What is it problem child ask aizawa well kiri jump on his desk and yelled pikachu I choose you and kami started to electricity him self and mono joined in Everyone looks at mono Yelling charmander I choose you and use flamethrower and todotoki starts to set everything on as mic hides behind the desk Haha haha haha laughs everyone but aizawa mic and the four students
Another story I heard about myself This one happend in high school We had this teacher in high school whose kid went to our high school His name was Mr aizawa And his son Shinzo aizawa went to our high school He was a sophomore when I was a senior So he was two years behind me And Mr aizawa was an asshole Izuku reserves a death glare from aizawa and returns one back but bet shutting him up And one weekend he and his wife decided to leave town Which you should never do if you're an asshole And Shinzo aizawa decided to throw a party at the teacher's house Hurrah!
And everyone around town heard about it And we all got up individually and thought: Okay, let's go over there and destroy the place I walked into this party, everyone I had ever met was there And everyone was drinking like it was the end of the world People were drinking like it was the civil war And a doctor was coming to saw our legs off It was totally unsupervised We were like dogs without horses, we were running wild I walked down I walk down to the basement They had a pool table in the basement One dude took a running start And threw his body onto the pool table and broke it in half Another kid found out which room was Mr Aizawa And went upstairs and took a shit on his computer (It was menta) Ditiention says aizawa So the party was going great I'm standing in the basement and I'm holding a red cup You've seen movies And I'm standing there, and I'm holding a red cup And I'm starting to black out And I guess someone said like: "something, something police" And in a brilliant moment of word association I yelled "fuck da police!" "Fuck da police!" And everyone else joined in A hundred drunk white children yelling: "fuck da police" With the confidence of guys who have like already been to jail And aren't afraid of it anymore You know that like "I served my nickle, you come and take me" confidence But white children The reason someone had said: Something, something police" was because the police were there So a Chicago police officer walked down the stairs And got to the bottom of the basement And looked out over a sea of drunk toddlers yelling "Fuck da police" in his face And he was almost impressed He was like: "wow" And then he leaned into his walkie-talkie and went: "get the paddy wagon" And my friend John, who is now a father this man now has a baby He grabbed a 40, smashed it on the ground, and yelled "scatter!" But everyone ran in a different direction We all ran in different directions It was like that scene in Rataouille when the humans come in the kitchen And all the rats go in different ways We all ran in different directions I ran into the laundry room And I jumped on the washing machine And I crawled out through a window into the backyard And now I'm running through the backyard and there's this big chain-linked fence And I thought "I've never climbed a fence that high before" And then I woke up at home On Monday, I went to school Because that's what we did back then And I'm walking into the school building and who do I see But Shinzo aizawa And he says to me "hey, were you at my party on Saturday?" And I said "no" you know, like a liar And he said "things got really out of hand Someone broke the pool table Someone took a shit on my dad's computer" "But the worse thing", he says "The worse thing is that someone stole these old antique photos of my grandmother And my parents are freaking out about it" And I had that thought That only black out drunks and All might can have Did I do that? Hah hah laughs everyone
I figured no, I wouldn't have done that But I was never sure until, two years later Relax I'm playing video games with this kid named Bakugo That we also went to high school with Two years later, we've graduated by now We're playing video games for a couple hours And then Bakugo says to me: "Hey, come here, I want to show you something" And then he takes me into his bedroom And then he takes me into a side room off of his bedroom Never a good thing to have He shows me a tiny room that is covered wall to wall In stolen antique photos from different people's parties over the years And I said: "why?" "Why do you do this?" And Alex said: "because it's the one thing you can't replace" Okay that's it for now says flame
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