Deku/Tom Momo/Jenny shoto/Chris
Ok there's the next universe says flame
What is it about asks nezu
Well izuku and Momo are in a relationship and trying to tell shoto who is Momo brother says flame [izuku and Momo are in a small room together.]
Momo "Are you ready for this?"
Deku"Not really."
Jenny "It'll be fine."
[Momo briefly kisses Deku on the cheek.]
[deku and Momo come out of the room in front of shoto sitting in a sofa.]
Momo"shoto, we have something to tell you."
[deku pukes.]
Everyone turns green
[Cut to the two in the previous room.]
Deku I think that went well."
Jenny "You threw up and we both left."
Deku"It's all in the past."
Jenny "It was literally thirty seconds ago."
Deku"That's a matter of opinion."
Jenny "No, it isn't. Let's try again."
[deku and Jenny confront Chris again.]
Jenny "Chris, we have something to tell you."
[deku chloroforms himself and falls on the floor.]
Wow he's an idiot everyone thought
[Cut to the previous room.]
Deku"I chloroformed myself, didn't I?"
Jenny "Yeah, you did."
[deku tries to chloroform himself again.]
Jenny "Don't do it again! Look, you take the lead this time."
[They confront Chris again.]
[deku rambles nonsensically.]
[Time skip; cut to same room.]
Deku"The thing is, Jenny and I -- I'll just kill him."
What the fu-they say
Jenny "Whoa, whoa!"
Deku"Let me shoot him in the face!"
Jenny "No, no!"
[Time skip; cut to same room.]
Deku"Mum, Dad, I'm gay!"
Everyone hit themselves
Jenny "Wrong! ... I hope."
[Time skip. Close-up shot of deku and Jenny.]
Deku"If I shoot him, we can make out! This could be so easy!"
[Time skip. Deku's height is reduced to chest height.]
Deku"When two people spend a lot of time together..."
Jenny "Where are your legs?!"
Don't need them says deku the is slapped in the head by tsuyu
[Time skip.]
Deku"Ich habe Sex mit deine Schwester."
Jenny "Nein!"
[Time skip.]
Tom "Chris--"
[Future Tom appears in a flash.]
Future Tom "Tom! I'm from the future. Tell him he's ugly!"
Tom "You're chubby!"
Jenny "You can't even get that right?!"
[Time skip.]
Tom thrusts at Jenny, while side-gazing at Chris.
[Time skip. Jenny is struggling to confiscate the gun from Tom.]
Jenny "Thomas. Thomas."
Tom "Give me the ... No-"
[Jump to previous room.]
Tom "I'm really bad at this, aren't I?"
Jenny "Yeah. Chris is never gonna find out about us."
Tom "Oh, that's what we're doing!"
[Tom confronts Chris, and Jenny follows.]
Tom "Chris, I know this is hard for you to hear, but I'm dating your sister."
[Close-up of Chris.]
Chris "Yeah, that's fine."
[Tom shoots Chris.]
Haha laughs everyone
[End close-up.]
Tom (sarcastically) "Whoops!"
[Credits]
Jenny "I think that went well."
Momo why says a crying shoto
Mine says tsuyu hugging deku
As she looks at Momo
