Random stories, and headcannons

Ink's inanimate friends

headcannon of ink being able to talk to objects..no hes not insane like he can actually TALK to them..sorry if that sounded agressive

forgot to tell you that most of these will be based off ink or ink ships ...idk ideas work in wierd ways 

i hope you dont mind this 

note: 

------- means the cut off from when i talk

_______ are time skips

======== are the breaks to different scenarios

....... are the objects talking

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"...Sasha what the heck are you going on about this time"

......

ink was leaning next to the kitchen counter the toaster close by having the irritated eye-lights of ink being a flashing red target symbol and an orange question mark tied together with his bored looking face reflected in its metallic surface, his eyes were trained on the toaster as he spoke to it 

dream and blue were used to this...fell and classic however

"uhh ink"

ink continued his boring conversation until he heard classic calling him, he puts a hand up to the toaster and faces classic his red target turning into a blue 0 instead

"yes classic??"

classic hesitated before asking

"who's Sasha??"  

ink looked confused for a second before looking at the toaster he was in front of before classic called him...

before finally realizing something 

he never introduced Sasha to classic before...well that was gonna end here and now

"sorry classic i forgot to introduce you"

ink gestured towards the toaster "classic this is Sasha", then he gestured towards classic "Sasha this is classic"

........

classic looked confused for a second, fell looked at ink in disbelief, blue had walked out of the room not wanting to here the rest of this conversation and dream facepalmed before looking at ink and saying in the most 'im %100 done' tone 

"ink that's a toaster, Sasha's a toaster"

........

ink looked confused and hurt 

"and?? dream she doesn't like being called that"

dream sighed "ink its an inanimate object"

"and?!?!" ink retaliated "she has feelings too!! so does Carl!!! he doesn't like it when you loose him in the base!"

classic and red looked concerned, dream however looked like he dealt with this conversation before 

"ink..for the last time, my crown cant talk and is not named Carl..where did that even come from?"

"i told you he told me himself!...oh and before i forget, Sunny would like you to stop taking her into battles, she says she understands how she is very important to you as she is symbol of your brothers love but she doesn't like almost being ripped to shreds every time you enter a battle"

that was a new one for dream...

"ink..how do you know that??"

ink was starting to look irritated