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Tori: Pop

Matilda: Six

Susan: Squish

Ell: Uh uh

Katelyn: Cicero

Tamara: Lipschitz

Random person-: And now, the six merry murderesses of the Cook County Jail

In their rendition of the Cell Block Tango!!

Katelyn: Cicero

Tamara: Lipschitz

Tori: Pop

Matilda: Six

Susan: Squish

Ell: Uh uh

Katelyn: Cicero

Tamara: Lipschitz

Tori/Matilda/Susan/Ell/Katelyn/Tamara: Pop, six, squish, uh-uh, Cicero, Lipschitz

Tori/Matilda/Susan/Ell/Katelyn/Tamara:Pop, six, squish, uh-uh, Cicero, Lipschitz

Tori/Matilda/Susan/Ell/Katelyn/Tamara: Pop, six, squish, uh-uh, Cicero, Lipschitz

All: He had it comin'

He had it comin'

He only had himself to blame

If you'd have been there

If you'd have seen it

I betcha you would have done the same

Tori/Matilda/Susan/Ell/Katelyn/Tamara: Pop, six, squish, uh-uh, Cicero, Lipschitz

Tori/Matilda/Susan/Ell/Katelyn/Tamara: Pop, six, squish, uh-uh, Cicero, Lipschitz

Tori: You know how people have these little habits that get you down

Like Bernie

Bernie, he liked to chew gum

No, not chew, POP

So I came home this one day

And I'm really irritated

And I'm looking for a little bit o' sympathy

And there's Bernie lyin' on the couch, drinkin' a beer and chewin'

No, not chewin'

POPPIN'

So, I said to him, I said "You pop that gum one more time"

And he did

So I took the shotgun off the wall

And I fired two warning shots

INTO HIS HEAD!

All: He had it comin'

He had it comin'

He only had himself to blame

If you'd have been there

If you'd have heard it

I betcha you would have done the same

Matilda: I met Ezekiel Young from Salt Lake City about two years ago

And he told me he was single

And we hit it off right away

So, we started living together

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⏰ Last updated: May 28, 2020 ⏰

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