[Sonic arrives in the garage at the Loud house. Meanwhile, at home, Lincoln and Ronnie Anne continue to play]
Lincoln: What was that noise?
Ronnie Anne: It looks like it came from the garage.
Lincoln: I'll go and see.
Ronnie Anne: I'd better go with you, the way you get scared.
[Back to the garage]
Sonic: [talk to himself] Okay Sonic, just choose where you want to go, it could be Paris, Seul, even Tokyo! But I don't want to leave here. [picks up a ring and prepares to use it] Here we go.
[Lincoln and Ronnie Anne appears]
Lincoln: Stopped! Whoever it is!
Ronnie Anne: We have a baseball bat and a super powerful ball launcher!
[The two look at Sonic]
Sonic: Uh... Meow?
[The three scream in fright. Lori appears]
Lori: Ronnie Anne, your mother called saying that it is time to go back to Great Lakes City.
[She sees the three in the garage]
Lori: WHAT THE...?
[Lori throws the baseball bat that Ronnie Anne was holding onto Sonic's head]
Sonic: OUCH! [dizzy] Great... Lakes?
[Sonic drop the ring and a portal to Great Lakes City opens. Sonic falls to the ground unconscious and drops the bag of rings inside the portal, on top of a skyscraper. The portal closes]
Lori: Literally... What just happened here?
[Sometime later, Sonic wakes up tied to a chair and with the whole Loud family looking at him]
Sonic: What happened? And why am I tied? OUCH! And why is there a dog biting my leg?!
[Rita removes the dog from Sonic's leg]
Lincoln: Do you speak?
Sonic: Of course, Lincoln.
Lincoln: You know my name? How?
Sonic: A- I know the name of everyone in the town, B- I kind of watched you for five years.
The Loud Family: FIVE YEARS????!!!!
Lynn Sr.: So Crazy Carl was right all the time! The "Blue Devil" really exists!
Sonic: Now they can call him Carl "Eagle-Eyed Eyes". Now, can you let me go?
[Luna unties the rope]
Sonic: Thanks.
Lisa: What animal are you?
Sonic: I am a hedgehog, I thought you knew that.
Lana: Can I touch your fur? [get a Sonic quill]
Sonic: HEY!!
Lynn: Do you like boxing? [punches Sonic in the belly]
Sonic: OUCH!
[He falls, but then gets up]
Lynn: Yeah! I won by knockout.
Luna: What is your favourite song?
Lucy: What kind of poem do you want me to read at your funeral?
Sonic: What?
Leni: I loved your shoes!
Lola: [about the shoes] Very tacky.
Luan: Why did the hedgehog cross the street?
[The questions increase, and Sonic begins to lose his temper]
Lincoln: Calm down with the questions, girls. He's already going crazy.
Sonic: [sigh] Thanks, Lincoln.
[Sonic realizes that he lost his rings]
Sonic: Oh no, I lost my rings!
Ronnie Anne: Rings?
YOU ARE READING
Sonic the Hedgehog: The Fastest Thing Alive
FanfictionSonic, a blue anthropomorphic hedgehog, goes to Royal Woods to escape the roboticist tyrant Dr. Eggman, who destroyed the island where he lived. After accidentally causing a massive power outage while hiding in the small town, Sonic is found by Eggm...
