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juan
taeyong
i love you
but your username is ugly af

tylee
is it?

juan
yes
it sounds like something a conservative mother in america would name her daughter
and the other options would be kayleigh and rynella

tylee
that hurts my feelings

duckie
renjun, come here :(

junjun
no

duckie
yes! my next door neighbor just called me the f word and now i'm hurt and i need comfort

junjun
....
which f word?

duckie
the derogatory one against gays

junjun
IM COMING AND IM BRINGING A PITCHFORK, MY SPELLBOOK, AND SOME CANDY FOR YOU AND BRATZ MOVIES AND BLANKETS AND I WILL TAKE ONE OF JENOS CATS TO BRING TOO CAUSE WHY NOT
DON'T MOVE

kunkun
i love how renjun and donghyuck are like: 😡🤬🖕🦧👹👺🤡💩💀🚫🔫🔪
but they're also like: 🥺☺️✨🥰🧚👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨🌻🌈💫❤️💛🍭

junjun
that's because i would sell his soul in approximately 0.2 seconds for a 5 month cool ranch dorito (and i hate cool ranch doritos)
but also, if anyone were to hurt him, i would hunt them down and slap them so hard that they forgot the history behind ww2

tylee
..
cool

juan
CHANGE YOUR USERNAME

tylee
NO :(
why don't you change yours?
your name isn't even juan.

juan
shush

kunkun
i feel like everyone needs to change their names except for me, ten, taeil, renjun, yuta, sicheng, jisung, and chenle.
if you're not on that list, your username is stupid.

jeffrey
i think you're stupid <3

kunkun
i think that you should go back to america and drown <3

yanggang
PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE GROUND LEMME SEE YOU J O U N C E

gullie
uh-
i-

tylee
don't say anything
just don't

ten/ten
YOU DUMB BITCH
ITS PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE GROUND???
AND WHAT THE FUCK IS A "JOUNCE"
JUMPING AND BOUNCING ARE PRACTICALLY THE SAME THING WHORE

yanggang
:0
a jounce is bouncing and jopping :(

ten/ten
well, i hope you never use the term "jounce" and that you never jounce because you will get clowned and i wouldn't defend you cause you deserve it

hendairy
TEN
HES A B A B Y
CALM YOUR TIDDIES

ten/ten
NO
MY TIDDIES WILL STAY ROWDY

gullie
hmmmmm
tits
i wonder how chungha is doing

tylee
STOP

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