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a/n: if you saw this get published as eighty-nine 2, no you didn't 😌

lele, jisungie, shotgun, and sungie were added to the chat

pixelpenis
welcome to hell newcomers (minus chenle and ji)

twinkyong
who did this?
who wants to get their ballsacks deep fried?

mitojohndria
who tf got added?

shotgun
does any1 wanna do the renegade with me?
i'll teach you

sungie
GRRRRR WOOF
WOOF WOOF WOOF
GRRRR
BARK BARK
BARK
BARK BARK
WOOF WOOF

tail
awww, we have charlie demogorgon and a doggie !!!

nono
WHAT BREED?
WHAT BREED?

sungie
my breed is imma beat yo ass
GRRR

nono
that's not even a breed dumb fuck
taeil, your dog is dumb

sungie
sungchan doesn't like that
WOOF WOOF
GRRR
HISS 🐍

nono
TAEIL
GET YOUR FUCKING DOG

tail
it don't bite.

shotgun
i'm japanese

hyuckie
???
who asked?
wait, who changed my nickname ???

junnie
i did
i like calling you hyuckie

hyuckie
</3

shotgun
damn hyuckie, kinda rude

don'tyoung
THERES MORE?
GET OUT

kunkun
^WHAT HE SAID
GET THEM OUT RN

pixelpenis
no!
my child needed to be added and my child's friend needed to be added too

nana
where the fuck did you pick these people up?

yoonie
jaemin!
that's rude!
where are your manners?

nana
shut up
yuta, where'd you get them from?

pixelpenis
well, i went to get some milk at 3am, right?

twinkyong
why?

pixelpenis
i like eating fruity pebbles at 3am, okay?
hop off my back
anyways, so as i walked back, i saw shotaro recording himself dancing and sungchan was next to him hyperventilating using a brown bag
so i took them in

twinkyong
uh-
???
sungchan?
are you good?

sungie
lol, yeah
i like hyperventilating, it gives me an adrenaline rush
i can rap too
ayo, it's lil sung on da track
my moms almost thirty
sometimes i b flirty

nana
literally shut up

sungie
damn nana, who the fuck pissed in your 3am fruity pebbles???