This book is bad for you (On Hold)

The talk

Oh, it's just you.

Thank goodness. I thought it might be... oh well, nevermind.

So, haven't you seen the sign "DO NOT DISTURB" ? You see, I'm a very busy young lady, you know. 

Yes, YOUNG lady, younger than you ever expect.

Since you came, what am I going to do with you? 

What? You came here just for fun?

Well, well, missy, I'm not here to entertain you, I have something more important to do.

Yes, yes, chocolates. Ahhhhh, do you love chocolates?

Well, I'm doing a research on chocolates. Trust me, it's work.

Wait, wha----? You expect me to write?

Woah, thanks for your vote of confidence but ahem-- you don't expect me to write something I don't know, wouldn't you?

Well, well, let's make a deal since you wouldn't stop pestering me. 

How bout' you go over to my desk there and take a look at a few chapters that I recently wrote?

I bet you will recognize me as a true author. It will tickle your palate before the main meal arrives so shoo, shoo, I have work to do.

Speaking of meal, which one should I eat next?

Eeenie, meenie, miinie, mo!