Mia Palmer

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Thief 👿

I got ur number from a friend.
I just wanted to let you know  I'm reclaiming
My  parking space tomorrow

First of all, the fact that you go around
Asking about me is creepy
Secondly I park wherever  I want Emily

Listen here u dip shit
I've been parking there since freshman year
And wtf is Emily

Dip shit
I think you mis spelt sexy
And I  don't want to know ur parking history

Do not leave me on seen 

Isn't your name Emily
Haha my bad, that's— nvm
Who are miss stalker?

I'm not a stalker
I just wanted to know the name of the
culprit who stole my parking space

That's not creepy at all
I didn't get you're name
That's not fair, you know  mine

Seen, really

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