Camera woman: Hello Mr. Song!
Tam: *grits teeth* don't call me that!
CW: Ok.
CW: Let's just start this interview now.
*awkward staring contest*
CW:*coughs*ahem...
Tam:
CW:
Tam: *gestures for her to go*
CW: *coughs for the next century* (Camera women is not an elf )
CW: *old now* Tammy, my dear, would you-
Tam: YOUR NOT MY OLD GRANNY!!!!!
A/N don't ask how tam knows what an old granny is.
CW: uh....
CW: sorry for wasting your time Mr. song, but-
Tam: FOR THE LAST TIME, DON'T CALL ME THAT!!!!!
CW: *shocked* hm, when did you say that?
Tam: like 50 years ago *snapped*
CW: This is so embarrassing..
CW: *yells* Director? Are we broadcasting?
Director: *died, his corpse is all that's left*
Tam: *thinking* she is a crazy women, I need to get her away from linh.
Tam:*out loud* you know what, this interview sucks, I'm going back to Alluveterre.
CW: *sobbing* No NO NO No, how will this get any views!!!!!!!
Assistant Director: They are all dead, it doesn't matter.
CW: *stops crying for a bit* did they like it?
AD: *shrugs*no, they hated it.
CW: What is the meaning of life if people won't look at my shows!!!!! *still sobbing*
Sophie: *started Transmitting* hey tam, what's going on??? we haven't seen you in the last like 50 years!
Tam: *has not realized that sophie is transmitting to him yet* *thinking* She IS questioning the meaning of life.
A/N from now, all transmissions from sophie are bold, and all transmissions from the other person are italic.
What are you talking about "the meaning of life?"
AAAAhhhh, sophie, you surprised me! Long story short, I just spent the last century listening to a crazy woman TRY to interview me.
*laughing physically and mentally ringing all over tam's ears*
*guffawing now*
Sydney: *appears*
Sydney: *sighs* I'm going.
Sydney:*disappears*
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348 words yaay, It might not be big to you, but this is my first book and yay Im proud!!!!!
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Comédieso these are sokeefe memes they also include other shippings too. this is my first book. I hope it is funny.
