SAO: The True Story

Chapter One

Hello people reading this dreadful story. SwordArtAsuna was being "so creative!!" and decided to create this story. I am the creator of SAO (Sword Art Online) and I think I did a pretty good job of making it. It took a huge crew, giant technology thingamabobs and huge lines of people in the stores, but I think I really pulled it off! My beta testers did somewhat good on the test, and if you watch Kirito's show then you would know that the logout button became missing from the menu, blablabla. But it wasn't completely my fault.
So, one day, so many people were playing SAO at the same time and I was getting so excited! I was all like, "WOOHOO!!" But, some people were absolutely clueless, and it was making me kinda mad. Then, Dark Me took over. Dark Me is a personality deep inside my soul and it takes over when I have a negative personality. So, when this personality took over, a glitch happened and the log out button was missing from the menu. Then I took everyone prisoner. There. That's all I have to say.