Heathers Characters React to Heathers

Blue

[Y/N POV]
"Nope. No way. I can't do this one without making fun of them the entire time." (Y/N) stood up as Kurt and Ram both started at her oddly. "Why..?" (Y/N) snickered "Do you wanna hear a song about your balls trying to protect Ronnie here?" Veronica coughed "Excuse me?!" "Exactly. So..uh." They looked around before tossing Martha the remote, who almost dropped it. "You're in control for now. Call me when this is done?"
[Martha POV?]

She nodded with a bright smile, and played the video
[RAM:]
Heyyyyy, 'Ronica~
"Oh you have got to be kidding me right now." Veronica groaned and shook her head. "Seriously Ram?"

[VERONICA:]
Eww. You got a left hand: Use it
"Excellent point."

[KURT:]
Don't talk mean like that

[RAM:]
You'll hurt their feelings
You make my balls so blue
The Heathers broke out in laughed as skirt and Ram began to wiggle their eyebrows jokingly "Are they that bad Ronica?"

[KURT:]
You hurt them badly
"But no one kicked them yet." JD raised a brow "Scratch that. I'm sure someone did by now"

[RAM:]
You make my balls so blue

[KURT:]
They're hangin' sadly

[RAM:]
What did they do to you
That you hate them so?
"Because no one wants to have sex with you?" Heather McNamara muttered, slumping in her seat a little. "Where am I anyway?"

[KURT:]
Don't run from me
They're all beat up

[KURT & RAM:]
Like a tackling dummy!

[KURT:]
They long for your embrace!

[RAM:]
They're warm like mittens!

[KURT:]
They'll curl up on your face
All the girls gagged "That's disgusting Kurt-"

[RAM:]
And purr like kittens!

[KURT:]
You make my balls so blue!

[KURT & RAM:]
Just look at them glow...
"We can't see them though-" Heather Duke sat up a bit

[RAM:]
They're beggin' you!

[KURT & RAM:]
Don't make my balls so blue

[VERONICA:]
Heather...? Heather...? Open the door

[HEATHERS DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
Oh no, oh no no no!
Veronica stares at both Heathers with a raised brow "Really? Even you Heather M?"

[VERONICA:]
Open the door!

[HEATHERS DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
Oh no, oh no no no!

[KURT:]
You make my balls so blue
So please say hello!

[RAM:]
Hold 'em!

[KURT:]
Enfold 'em

[KURT & RAM:]
And never let go!
"Way to woo a lady guys. Forcing your balls on her face, real smooth." JD shook his head