Percy Jackson versus Hercules
Hercules: Yeah, I'm a demigod. Child of the Big Three.
Percy: Oh yeah? Me too.
Hercules: Well, when I was just a baby I strangled two snakes with my own bare hands.
Percy: Ah, I know what you mean. My mom freaked when I did that.
Hercules: I fought the Nemean Lion.
Percy: No way. Same. I was, what, fourteen.
Hercules: I've fought a hydra.
Percy: Dude, same. Although I wouldn't have been able to without Clarisse, but still.
Hercules: I hunted down Artemis's sacred deer.
Percy: Oh. My friend did that. Chasing deer isn't my really thing though.
Hercules: Oh, well ... ahh ... I fought this massive boar once.
Percy: I think I fought its girlfriend. It was a couple of days before I fought Kronos.
Hercules: *sweats nervously* This one time, I had to clean a stable that hadn't been cleaned for thousands of years.
Percy: Riiiiight, I heard a nymph helped you with that. I used my own powers. *raises eyebrow*
Hercules: I-
Percy: Dude, I can go all day.
Hercules: *flustered* I fought AMAZONS-
Percy: Been there
Hercules: The minotaur-
Percy: Done that. I was twelve.
Hercules: I ... uhh ... I've ... been to the Underworld and back.
Percy: Man. I am so sick of that place. Been there like four times.
Hercules: Uhh ... I ... *heavy breathing*
Percy: Well, we done here?
Hercules: *triumphant grin* I WAS OFFERED IMMORTALITY
Percy: Yeah, I turned mine down because I liked this girl...
Hercules: *jumps into the River Styx*
CITEȘTI
PERCY JACKSON MEMES
Fanfictionthis is just going to be my meme book. Disclaimer I don't own any of these I found them on the internet. #solanglo- #13 (7/14/22) #pjomemes- #36 (7/14/22)
