Y/n: It's time to play: "Who's Infected".
Husk: Isn't me!
Vaggie: Isn't me..
Charlie: *points to Angel* Him-
Angel: *sitting at the bar, passed out while snoring loudly*
*BEEEEEP*
Alastor: *arguing with Angel* If there's one thing in this house I know how to do, it's how to cook.
Angel: Alright. What are you making, fire over there?
Alastor: ......
*Both turn to look at the stove which is burning-*
Alastor: OH MY GO-
*BEEEEEP*
Y/n: Oh my God, look at that face-
Husk: If you're feeling suicidal then you've come to the right place.
*BEEEEEP*
Angel: Hey, spell me.
Alastor: Okay? M-e.
Angel: You forgot the d.
Alastor: There's no d in me.
Angel: Not yet~
Alastor: *asexual panic*
*BEEEEEP*
Y/n: How can I get my crush to ask me out?
Sir Pentious: Well you know how everyone always says be yourself? Well don't do that.
*BEEEEEP*
Y/n: Dad, I'm hungry!
Alastor: Hi hungry, I'm dad!- *waves*
Y/n: *annoyed face* Why did you name me this way..-
*BEEEEEP*
Charlie: *standing outside* Man, it's a beautiful day outside.
Angel: Not as beautiful as me~
Charlie: ........BoI-
*BEEEEEP*
Y/n: Mom! What's an orgasm?
(Insert someone here): I don't know I've never had one-
Alastor: *CoUghS*
*BEEEEEP*
Angel: Alastor is so annoying. *looks to the side*
Alastor: *appears behind Angel* I heard you were talking shit about me-
Angel: *girlish scream* WHAT THE FUCK?!?!-
