junxi: *jumping furiously and screaming*
xichen: what is she doing?
keran: she can't reach the bag of chips on the shelf
xichen: isn't there a stool somewhere in this house?
linfan: shouldn't you help her?!
keran: go ahead and try
linfan: junjun, do you want me to get it for you?
junxi, threatening linfan: ARE YOU CALLING ME SHORT?! WELL LISTEN HERE YOU LIL SHIT ASS BITCH I CAN GET IT MY F*CKING SELF
linfan:
keran: she'll ask for help in about 3 minutes from now
xichen: wha-
(3 minutes later)
keran: *gets the chips*
junxi: I could have gotten it myself! I was almost there...
keran:
junxi:
keran: yea... sure you were...
