kidnapper: I have your child.
keran: excuse me? I don't have children.
kidnapper: then who's this kid that's asking me to kill her so she doesn't need to go back to 'hot but stupid, dumb bitch and vain shit'?
keran: oh my god, you have junxi
kidnapper: I have your child
keran: excuse me? I don't have children
kidnapper: then who's this noisy ass kid who's talking to me about spaghetti flavoured cake and butterfly stomachs?
keran: oh my god, you have linfan
kidnapper: I have your child
keran: excuse me? I don't have children
kidnapper: then who's this kid that keeps fixing her hair and talking about how she has a great taste in music?
keran: oh my god, you have xichen
kidnapper: I have your children
mr TOV: excuse me? I don't have children
kidnapper: then whose these four girls that keep screaming? two that's talking non-stop and two that's fighting about minions?
mr TOV: oh my god, you have the girls
