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Not Violentine. Just another one for my friends

@Rose_Le_Flower my ex wife

and

My one and only dork, @MimiTMC

God this one's long.

HA! that's what she said

okay I'll stop now.

Enjoy!

:)))

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Rose_Le_Flower: *arrives in the Court room* okay yall let's get this over with >:(

*random people start heading in the court room*

Rose_Le_Flower: who are these people?

Rose_Le_Flower's Lawyer: They were random people we picked off the streets and payed each of them 5 bucks *shrugs*

Rose_Le_Flower: ....okaay??

*Author bursts through the door moon walking Michael Jackson style all the way to her seat*

Author: *reaches seat* WATTUP YALL?!

Judge: That is no way to speak in a court room!

Author: stfu I'm having a moment

Judge: .... okay then but where is YOUR lawyer?

*MimiTMC suddenly enters the room while cat walking towards the Author*

MimiTMC: *stops in the center* Your Queen has arrived. Bow down thy filthy peasants

Room: *confused as fuck*

MimiTMC: *used the FABULOUS power of her Victoria Secret to make them bow down*

Rose_Le_Flower: what the hell?

MimiTMC: Sorry this ain't hell. Though if you want you can stay in the Hazbin Hotel?

*cough* reference *cough*

Rose_Le_Flower: Okay enough with this. Please continue with the divorce

Judge: Okay then. So why do you want a divorce against your err...

Rose_Le_Flower: FRIEND. MY FRIEND 'AUTHOR'

Judge: so why?

Rose_Le_Flower: It was forced marriage

Author: TECHNICALLY I didn't force you. You were just standing there-

Rose_Le_Flower: yes I was standing there thinking about what have I done wrong to deserve this.

*Author's dramatic ass comes back*

Author: *dramatically gasps* how dare thee accuse me of such lies?

MimiTMC: *whispers to Author* honey turn down your dramatic ass a bit

Author: *dramatically gasps again* the audacity! *gasps again*

Angelika: *at the back while speaking to the judge* you see what I have to deal with?

Judge: Yes. A very dramatic author. A very sensitive Rose_Le_Flower and a bipolar MimiTMC.

Rose_Le_Flower: This. This is why.

Author: asshole fuck you. I'm very tolerable..... if you have the patience :)

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