Me: heheh... someone's gonna throw up. Anyways let's go!
Ladies and gentle-boys welcome to an epic showdown!
Zizzy: weren't we just in the kitchen?
Me: I'm literally a goddess, teleporting is not hard. Anyways (I say that a lot) today's contestants are bunny and pony!! Choose your sides everybody! And make your bets!
Team bunny:
Zizzy,kitty,piggy,Mandy,Clowny, mimi.
Team pony:
Doggy, Tigry, foxy, Robby, Clowny's hammer (lol), giraffe.
Me: let the battle begin!!
The crowd: go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
Bunny and pony: *staring each other down while they eat*
*two hours later*
Bunny: Finished! I win!
Pony: noooooo! *sad pony noises*
Team bunny: YAS!
Team pony: you let us down. Shame on you.
Me: your prize for winning is... a months worth of carrots!
Pony: can you share?
Bunny: nope.
Me: well ladies and gentle-boys that's it. join us next time on chow-time showdowns. Who will win?: Penny or George? Find out next time! Until then I'm your host Author-chan! Also give me more dares and somethings to make pony feel better. Bai!
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Piggy oneshots
RandomDon't ask why I'm doing this instead of the sequel to piggy high school!
